So there I was.......

[Shec]

... a Medals Parade was held during which Admiral General Mitty awarded each man La Coeur Violet...

 

[PMedMoe]

.....and a three day pass to P.E.I so that the men could have a party with $25 M worth of lobster and......

 

[Shec]

...their knowledge of PEI having previously recce'd it in reply 846

 

[George Wallace]

and a Mod posting JFGI as a reply to the tenth question on..........

 

[Shec]

...page 1 of Appendix A of the Milice Soldat's Handbook...

 

[kkwd]

.... containing the proper technique for appearing at a rally without looking like a dork, unfortunately wearing funny striped pants and pizza chef berets that is impossible. Page 2 of Appendix A covers ...

 

[Lil_T]

... appropriate attire for attending such rallies, which they would have known if they had READ Appendix A pg 2 instead of.....

 

[kkwd]

.... the online version of Splat magazine ....

 

[Shec]

...as brought to their attention by their Range Safety Officer just before his untimely and tragic...

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...Texas Hold 'Em accident...

 

[kkwd]

.... where he actually held a Texan and got his lights punched out. While he was recovering in the Milice MIR  ...

 

[Shec]

...his nurse Fifi, who had benefited from a Quebec Health Insurance Plan subsidized sex change,...

 

[kkwd]

.... slipped with a scalpel in her hand and caused great damage when it ...

 

[Shec]

...almost missed...

 

[Haggis]

... the latest episode of "Flashpoint", thereby denying MOUT/OBUA/FISH training to La Milice...

 

[Shec]

...But fortunately the Milice PAM Library had an extensive collection of small unit infantry tactical manuals  http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/leiber/18/01.htm ...

 

[kkwd]

.... the other training manual series was a little out of their league so they settled in with some Labatt 50 and poutine sandwiches and ....

 

[Shec]

...some straws to suck back that beer with...

 

[George Wallace]

through the nose, and out the ears, making for an interesting...........

 

[kkwd]

.... puddle on the floor full of blood and snot and grease from ...