So there I was.......

[George Wallace]

write Policy Statements for the New Democratic Party regarding the implementation of....................

 

[kkwd]

.... a national coffee break where all have to face towards Ottawa while drinking ersatz joe and eating ....

 

[PMedMoe]

.......Beavertails, made on the south bank of a river in the sunny climes of.......

 

[kkwd]

.... St. John's, the sun and fun capitol of the world ...

 

[George Wallace]

with streets full of houses gayly painted in rainbow colours, and bars on every corner, catering to........

 

[kkwd]

.... everyone and anybody ... except for ....

 

[211RadOp]

...thoes woh rfuse to use spel cheker...

 

[kkwd]

... and drinkers of Jockey Club ....

 

[Shec]

...or the Major's favorite cocktail , 2 parts vanilla extract and 1 part Old Spice...

 

[kkwd]

.... with a chaser of his batman's sweat wrung out of his ....

 

[PMedMoe]

.......boxer shorts and mixed with......

 

[kkwd]

.... the coffee grounds from the dumpster behind the local Tim Horton's, resulting in a crunchy concoction the major is considering selling under the brand name ...

 

[Shec]

...Cafe Au Milice...

 

[kkwd]

.... to be exclusively sold through the major's favourite coffee shop, The Garaxy Cruiser. After a refreshing cup of Cafe Au Milice they all ....

 

[Shec]

...piled into regimental transport's 1972 Lada...

 

[kkwd]

.... with the wobbly wheels and flattened soup cans over the holes in the floor, suddenly there was a terrible crash ...

 

[Shec]

...caused by an IEWB (improvised exploding wine bottle) ...

 

[George Wallace]

and everyone knows that that stain just wont come out of the suede leather boots, unless one is............

 

[kkwd]

.... going to use naphtha and a lighter, oops, whoosh, there goes the major's fabulous mane, now it's off to the hairdresser to try to salvage it. On the way ....

 

[Shec]

...he tripped over his already bruised knuckles...