So there I was.......

[Gunnar]

..the latest recruit for...

 

[Weinie]

......the role of Al Gore in the upcoming biopic titled......

 

[kkwd]

.... " My Big Imagination Inside A Small Brain" so they all piled into their surplus ML and headed down to the local house of ill repute to ...

 

[Shec]

...mooch a freebie...

 

[kkwd]

.... which is a local euphemism for going through the dumpsters for used condoms to put on the muzzle of their paintball guns for their assault river crossing on ...

 

[Shec]

...a dried up streambed...

 

[kkwd]

.... so it took extra time to attach wheels to their assault boats (blown up garbage bags) giving their enemy advance warning who then laid down a barrage of ...

 

[geo]

... thumb tacks.  In this way they denied them movement at a time when .....

 

[Shec]

...they had lost surprise, momentum, initiative, and domination of the battlefield..

 

[PMedMoe]

.....and decided instead to play a game of Twister, the Monopoly game having been lost during the.......

 

[ajp]

...SSM's latest Tirade over the use of...

 

[Gunnar]

...a *personal* prothesis as a BFA...

 

[kkwd]

.... (Butterfinger alternative) that caused a bad taste in the mouth resulting in a higher than normal number of requests for mouth wash and  ....

 

[Haggis]

... dental floss.  Miraculously, our ne'er do well "hereoes" were able to patch thier (c)raft and continue down the ice covered gully until....

 

[geo]

... they came upon a merry band of companions bound for....

 

[kkwd]

.... The Rutabaga Moonshine Distillers of Upper Drunkinstan, but they couldn't read a map and ....

 

[Shec]

...had already smashed open their surplus liquid field compasses in their desperate quest for alcohol..

 

[211RadOp]

...and none of them really knew how to use a PLGR...

 

[George Wallace]

however, with a plunger they attacked the problem from a different angle and came up with..........

 

[kkwd]

.... the top secret documents of the Inbred Dopers Initiative Of The South (IDIOTS), giving them ideas on how to ...