So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... and it is not the cheese. There was a faint odor of rat and poutine, but anyway ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... like a rat without a tail, ...

 

[kkwd]

.... and the big boot came down and crushed the rat's ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... appendix, which was removed in an emergency surgical procedure by following the instructions kept in the section medic's symbolic imitation Rambo knife, and the knife itself as the scalpel ...

 

[kkwd]

.... with the rust on the blade making a mark across the skin that the medic thought was an incision. So the operation was finished off with a spork from KFC and a ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.... fake dogtag on which the owner had honed a razor-sharp edge against the cell classroom wall the last time he was in lockup detention at school ...

 

[kkwd]

.... sewing up the wound was accomplished by licking across the edge and squeezing it shut, the glue like properties of the ham and egg omelet he had just eaten sealed it tight, now to pry his lips apart, hand me the ...

 

[LuvsMud]

stale baguette bunny ears Tom Green taped to his head...

 

[Shec]

...which served as antennae for the radios of the Milice sigs troop attached to Task Force Sovereignity Association that hoisted the Fleurs Des Lys over Hans Island...

 

[geo]

.... Meanwhile the Lone Ranger, surrounded by baguette waving Métis turns to Tonto & says, "methinks we're in trouble" to which Tonto responded.......

 

[kkwd]

.... what do you mean we? And off he ran. Meanwhile the gaggle ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... of ninjasniperwannabees wavered, unsure if their imitation Rambo knives would stand up to a committed baguette assault ...

 

[Shec]

...particularly since the enemy was using, contrary to the Geneva Convention, day-old sourdough baguettes as opposed to the freshly baked  white flour kind...

 

[kkwd]

.... so we waved a piece of paper in front of them from the International Court ... and they ignored us, so on they went to ...

 

[geo]

... the court of public opinion - where they were crucified for....

 

[kkwd]

.... not having correct change for the pay toilet and ...

 

[geo]

.... just doin' it on the road & walking away contented while whistling.....

 

[kkwd]

.... the Milice theme song to the tune of ....

 

[Haggis]

.... The Ballad of Gilligan's Island....

 

[kkwd]

.... and they were accosted by a rabid raccoon and his sidekick Fluffy, after a severe mauling ....