So there I was.......

[Lil_T]

... which amazingly goes great with a hearty bouillabaisse... what? it's got a very distinct flavour, kind of like......

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the scrapings from the inside of a Roman Centurion's greaves ...

 

[PMedMoe]

......with a smell reminiscent of Limburger cheese, which was procured from......

 

[kkwd]

.... the major's personal stock in his emergency bomb shelter under ....

 

[PMedMoe]

......Tom Cruise's bomb shelter which really pi$$ed off Katie Holmes because she........

 

[kkwd]

.... had to move her collection of hair clippings and toe nails to ....

 

[Shec]

...the survivalist wilderness area near downtown...

 

[armyvern]

... Miramichi City, New Brusnwick so that ...

 

[kkwd]

.... all could enjoy this mythical land of dragons and knights and gun registry workers ...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...when suddenly, the earth cracked wide open...

 

[kkwd]

.... and out came more gun registry workers ...

 

[Lil_T]

...singing; "we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild", while......

 

[twistidnick]

.... Paul Martin sucked Jack Layton's brain  out with a straw, all of the sudden,,,,

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the northern lights illuminated squadrons of RCAF Canada Geese patrolling over the Northwest Passage, ready to throw themselves into the engines of attacking aircraft ...

 

[kkwd]

.... but only in summer of course. In winter ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... they patrol the 49th parallel ...

 

[kkwd]

.... stopping occasionally to scrounge fries from fast food restaurants and crap on any Volkswagen they see. For anyone interested in joining this gaggle the recruiting Gander will be in his office weekdays from 0800 to 1630. Just be prepared to do the Goose Aptitude Test (GAT) on your first visit. The medical will test for tenderness and taste. Any rejects become dinner. If you want to find out more about the Royal Goose Squadron (RGS) use the search function!!!! The major took this all in and decided to steer clear of them and pushed his troops towards ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the brink of mutiny ....

 

[kkwd]

.... a province of the country of Insanity. They were welcomed with open arms, they finally found a home. But all was not well ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... because Something is rotten in the state of Denmark ....