So there I was.......

[Shec]

...so not unsurprisingly the Major took a liking to them...

 

[Haggis]

.... and provided them with a selection of gansta rap CD's from his new "crew", Les Courier du Bois, which they used as.....

 

[geo]

... work tunes - while they toiled on the Sea-things.  They quickly approached ....

 

[Shec]

...the Niagara Falls...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... all the while clamouring "Are we there yet?" ...

 

[Shec]

...and this just in from the channel 11 news chopper...

 

[Michael OLeary]

..."Oh, the humanity!" ....

 

[Haggis]

... a grey minvan full of sepratist rappers in Canadian Tire camouflage has just gone over the Horseshoe Falls.  We break from this story to bring you Britney's latest....

 

[Bzzliteyr]

vagina monlogue.. where she states the obvious...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... "Oops, I did it again!" ....

 

[PMedMoe]

......forgot to wear underwear and was photographed by......

 

[geo]

Back to our regularly scheduled show.... Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto - cleverly disguised as a door got his ball$ shot off while...

 

[Bzzliteyr]

watching geo come running out of left field with a story about...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... nothing at all really, but that's OK, because ....

 

[Bzzliteyr]

he's "special"... which is allowed in the military now because...

 

[Lil_T]

.. it's a kinder, gentler military, where the CADPAT is being replaced by a chintz pattern and guns are being replaced by daisies.  After all...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... guns don't kill people, people kill people ...

 

[PMedMoe]

.....and boy, there's some I'd like to kill.  Picture it, Sicily, 1934, but I digress......

 

[Michael OLeary]

... digress away, Sicily, 1934, the depths of the Depression, nothing to eat by dust and dried olives, washed down with ....

 

[kkwd]

.... foot wine, no grapes, just foot ...