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Another Candidate for the Darwin Awards

One of my clients who shall go nameless (of course) should win the award. His cell phone was turned on while he was having illicit sex with someone not his wife. The phone self-dialed home. He found himself most unwelcome when arriving home.

In fact for next few months, until he got apartment, he slept on couch at his office.
 
JBG said:
One of my clients who shall go nameless (of course) should win the award. His cell phone was turned on while he was having illicit sex with someone not his wife. The phone self-dialed home. He found himself most unwelcome when arriving home.

In fact for next few months, until he got apartment, he slept on couch at his office.

Well, he's not eligible for a Darwin award unless his wife killed him. 
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PMedMoe said:
Well, he's not eligible for a Darwin award unless his wife killed him. 
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Given the severity of the restraining orders, may as well have.
 
D.B. Cooper he ain't.

Northern pilots declare on-board emergency as man opens exit door and jumps
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090416/national/plane_jumper
By The Canadian Press


CAMBRIDGE BAY, Nunavut - Pilots on a northern charter flight had to declare an on-board emergency when an unruly passenger opened an exit door and jumped.
RCMP say the King Air 200 was flying from Yellowknife to Cambridge Bay, Nunavut, on Wednesday when the pilots made the distress call.

Officers who met the plane at Cambridge Bay Airport were told a 20-year-old resident of the community had jumped out of the aircraft while it was about 7,000 metres above sea level.
Police say the pilots "made every possible effort" to stop him.
They managed to land the plane safely without injury to the crew or remaining passenger.

A search for the man has been delayed due to poor weather in the area.
 
Bruce Monkhouse said:
RCMP say the King Air 200 was flying from Yellowknife to Cambridge Bay, Nunavut, on Wednesday when the pilots made the distress call.
May be off-topic, but your post and the episode sounds like a repeat of the "Martin Hartwell Story" (link to lyrics), the Stompin' Tom song.

Lyrics linked above said:
Martin Hartwell Story (excerpts)

LOST!...Up in no-mans land of the Northwest Territories
They were lost up in no-mans land The Martin Hartwell Story
The Martin Hartwell Story

On November the 8th of '72 north of the Arctic circle
A plane took off from Cambridge Bay and the pilots name was Hartwell
He had to make it to Yellowknife even though the night was stormin'
 
Martin Hartwell was the pilot of a medical evacuation flight in the NWT that disappeared circa 1972. There were three passengers including the evacuee and a nurse. Eventually the site was located and Hartwell and one of the passengers were rescued. They had survived by resorting to cannibalism. (Edited for content.)

I am not a wiki fan, but the reference covers the outline. I remember it because of the uproar over whether or not to call off the search.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Hartwell
 
Old Sweat said:
Martin Hartwell was the pilot of a medical evacuation flight in the NWT that disappeared circa 1972. There were three passengers including the evacuee and a nurse. Eventually the site was located and Hartwell and one of the passengers were rescued. They had survived by resorting to cannibalism. (Edited for content.)
Good find. However, while Kootook survived the crash he was not rescued (link). He died the day before Hartwell was found.
 
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090416/national/plane_jumper

CAMBRIDGE BAY, Nunavut - A distraught man who jumped out of a small plane at 7,000 metres over Nunavut was remembered as a young, hardworking apprentice mechanic who liked to help fix people's bicycles.


The man's grief-stricken friends and family gathered Thursday in the tiny community of Cambridge Bay to try and cope with his death, wondering why he jumped - an act that forced the crew of the King Air 200 to make an emergency landing with its door open, putting their lives at risk.


"Ever since he was a young guy he was always fixing up people's bikes and tinkering with things, he had a lot of great qualities," said family friend Wilf Wilcox.


"This whole thing is just mind-boggling. He had so many good things going for him. Whatever led to this is a real tragedy."


The man, who has not been identified by RCMP, was a member of a prominent family in Cambridge Bay. He was between jobs and was in a common-law relationship.


Wilcox said the man was a lively guy who enjoyed playing hockey.


"He was a spirited individual and this is a big loss. This has brought a lot of sadness to our house."


The aviation community in the North is abuzz with praise for the two-person flight crew which managed to land the plane after declaring an on-board emergency Wednesday afternoon.


Pilots say the cabin of the plane would have quickly depressurized, filling the cockpit with a roar of frigid, Arctic air.


Paul Laserich, general manager of the small family-owned airline that has operated in the North for more than 25 years, paid tribute to the two pilots.


"I am quite proud of my flight crew. They brought the ship safely back."


He declined to say anything about the man who jumped, other than to reach out to his relatives.


"Our condolences and thoughts and prayers are with the family."


RCMP say the drama began when the pilots on the plane en route from Yellowknife reported that a passenger had become unruly. They told police they tried everything they could to prevent him from jumping.


Police interviewed the crew and the remaining passenger, a woman who was not related to the man.


"The plane came in with the door open," said Staff Sgt. Harold Trupish. "Somehow they were able to control the aircraft to land. The three other people are all OK."


Although the flight from Cambridge Bay to Yellowknife had been a medical flight bringing patients south, the return flight was not, said Alex Campbell, Nunavut's deputy minister of health. Campbell said the young man was not under the care of Nunavut Health and Social Services when he jumped.

"The individual was not (in Yellowknife) for medical reasons," said Campbell. "The individual wasn't under our care."

RCMP were using a Twin Otter aircraft to search for the man's body Thursday.

The Transportation Safety Board was informed of the incident, but was not investigating. The board said it was providing technical support to police.

"This is not a safety-related matter in terms of the operation of the aircraft or in terms of the mechanical adequacy of the aircraft," said board spokesman John Cottreau from Ottawa.

"All I can tell you is that this is a matter for the RCMP and the coroner's office."

Word quickly spread among the small aircraft charter companies that fly in the North.

A pilot from another airline said dealing with such a depressurization emergency at that altitude would have been frightening and challenging.

"The shock of it. It would have been instantly cold," said the man, who declined to be identified.

"You would have a hard time breathing. Things would have been flying around the airplane. It would have been mass confusion."

The pilot said instructions for opening the exits are printed clearly on the inside of the door in case they have to be opened by a passenger in an emergency.

The incident cast a pall over the community as people sought information about what happened and speculated on why the man jumped.

"The whole town is pretty shaken up about it," said Max Dolling, manager of the Cambridge Bay Hotel.

"Everybody knows that a door was opened and the young man left the airplane. That's about it."

Tributes to the man who jumped were flowing in online.

"You will always be thought of and never forgotten ... but you're in God's hands now. Miss you, terribly. Shocked," wrote one woman.

"Well, you are in a better place now," wrote another. "Although you will be missed dearly, you are always in my heart."

-By John Cotter in Edmonton

Not a ton of information about this one yet, I'll keep an eye open. Pretty shocking.
 
From Transport Canada's Civil Aviation Daily Occurence Reporting System :

Occurrence InformationOccurrence Type: Accident Occurrence Date: 2009/04/15
Occurrence Time: 2236 Z Day Or Night: day-time
Fatalities: 1 Injuries: 0
   
Canadian Aerodrome ID: CYCB Aerodrome Name: Cambridge Bay
Occurrence Location: 104 NM SW of Cambridge Bay (CYCB) Province: Nunavut
Country: CANADA World Area: North America
   
Reported By: NAV CANADA AOR Number: 105829-V1
TSB Class Of Investigation: 5 TSB Occurrence No.: 
Event InformationDeclared emergency/priority
Decompression/pressurization
Disruptive passenger
Door/canopy openings indications
Aircraft InformationFlight #:   
Aircraft Category: Aeroplane Country of Registration: CANADA
Make: BEECH Model: 200
Year Built: 1980 Amateur Built: No 
Engine Make: PRATT & WHITNEY-CAN Engine Model: PT6A-41
Engine Type: Turbo prop Gear Type: Land
Phase of Flight: Cruise Damage: Minor
Owner: ADLAIR AVIATION (1983) LTD.  Operator: ADLAIR AVIATION (1983) LTD. (3350)
Operator Type: Commercial
   
Detail InformationUser Name: Ridley, Rod
Date: 2009/04/16
Further Action Required: No 
O.P.I.: System Safety
Narrative: C-GCYN, a Beech King Air with 2 crew and 2 passengers on board and operated by Adlair Aviation, was en route from Yellowknife to Cambridge Bay at FL 230 when an unruly 20-year-old male passenger opened the cabin door/airstairs and jumped out. There was a rapid depressurization of the cabin and the flight crew declared an emergency. The aircraft landed ay CYCB at 2321z and the RCMP were advised of the situation. There was minor damage to the aircraft's airstairs door. A ground search is underway for the individual. TSB Edmonton has been in contact with the RCMP and will not investigate further. The matter will be the responsibility of law enforcement and the Nunavut coroner.
 
SupersonicMax said:
From Transport Canada's Civil Aviation Daily Occurence Reporting System :

Oh I didn't even think to check the CADORS! Nice call. Only TC could make this seem incredibly dry and boring.
 
Gotta love those YouTube bomb makers.  There's a whole series of dry-ice bombs on YouTube, in one of them some kid breaks his arm or something.  Compelling stuff....  ::)
 
CorporalMajor said:
Gotta love those YouTube bomb makers.  There's a whole series of dry-ice bombs on YouTube, in one of them some kid breaks his arm or something.  Compelling stuff....  ::)

It's no good unless you post a link!!! ;)
 
......just look up "dry ice bombs" there's literally 40+ of them. My favorite is this wealthy guy dumps two chunks of that stuff the size of cinder blocks into his pool........ now if only he tried swimming in it.

Here's a bunch of them.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=dry+ice+bomb

AHHHhahahaha they're blowing up snowmen, classic.
 
CorporalMajor said:
......just look up "dry ice bombs" there's literally 40+ of them. My favorite is this wealthy guy dumps two chunks of that stuff the size of cinder blocks into his pool........ now if only he tried swimming in it.

Here's a bunch of them.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=dry+ice+bomb

AHHHhahahaha they're blowing up snowmen, classic.

I especially like the amount of the videos that blow up in the moron's hands....
 
He tried his best to win.....


http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/10/04/drunk-b-c-man-burned-in-a-fire-hit-by-a-train-in-series-of-unfortunate-events/


KAMLOOPS, B.C. — A Kamloops, B.C., man is recovering from what RCMP in that southern Interior city call a bizarre sequence of events, after he was burned in a grass fire and then hit by a train.

Staff Sgt. Grant Learned says the 51-year-old was drunk when he fell asleep Wednesday afternoon while smoking in the grassy area behind his Kamloops-area home.

Learned says the man woke to find his clothes on fire and flames around him, but rather than calling for help, he raced to his home, grabbed a bicycle and fled.

Mounties were responding to reports of a man running from the scene of a suspicious fire when they got another call that a pedestrian had been hit by a train along the nearby CP Rail tracks.

Police quickly determined that the two cases were linked, and say the man is now recovering in hospital from a gash to the head, caused by the train, and serious burns caused by the grass fire.

Learned says the man’s woes continue because it’s believed the bike was stolen, and he is also a possible suspect in a September assault on a Kamloops bus driver, but no charges have been laid in any of those cases.
 
Damn, I just love reading about idiots.  Thanks for the laugh.  ;D
 
Reviving a (sort of) old thread.

Russian tourist killed riding inflatable ball down ski hill

A ride down a ski slope in a plastic ball turned fatal for one Russian tourist.

Denis Burakov, 27, and Vladimir Shcherbov, 33, each paid less than $10 to get inside the three-metre balloon, called a zorb, and travel a short course at the Dombay ski resort in southern Russia, Russia Today reported.

A video, taken by a friend of Burakov, shows the zorb bounce off a plowed track and employees running to stop the zorb before it bounds down a steep cliff, over a rock face and plunges into a creek.

Both men were alive when rescue crews reached them, Russia Today reported. Burakov died en route to hospital, the English-language paper said, and Shcherbov suffered a concussion as well as other minor injuries and is expected to survive.

A criminal investigation has been launched.

Video at link

What crazy thrill will people think up next?  ???
 
PMedMoe said:
Reviving a (sort of) old thread.

Russian tourist killed riding inflatable ball down ski hill

A ride down a ski slope in a plastic ball turned fatal for one Russian tourist.

Denis Burakov, 27, and Vladimir Shcherbov, 33, each paid less than $10 to get inside the three-metre balloon, called a zorb, and travel a short course at the Dombay ski resort in southern Russia, Russia Today reported.

A video, taken by a friend of Burakov, shows the zorb bounce off a plowed track and employees running to stop the zorb before it bounds down a steep cliff, over a rock face and plunges into a creek.

Both men were alive when rescue crews reached them, Russia Today reported. Burakov died en route to hospital, the English-language paper said, and Shcherbov suffered a concussion as well as other minor injuries and is expected to survive.

A criminal investigation has been launched.

Video at link

What crazy thrill will people think up next?  ???

In this particular thrill-seeking group's defence, it's been around for a while. 'Friend of mine did it actually. Howeverrrrr.......this is the first time I've seen it set up near a cliff......a big cliff.....on a mountain....with no barriers or fences, just some guy trying to redirect the path of a giant beachball with the weight of two full-grown men inside, hurtling quickly towards imminent death... :facepalm:
 
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