So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... former moustache which was torn off in a fight with a Girl Guide. He had it mounted on a plaque and displayed in the fort. In place of the moustache he had ....

 

[Shec]

...donned a suitable prosthetic appliance which really looked natty under his tinfoil beret...

 

[kkwd]

.... that attracted lightening and more than once he received a terrible burn to his ....

 

[Shec]

...suit protective, rubber, C1A1, for the use of...

 

[kkwd]

.... mud wrestlers ....

 

[Shec]

...who instruct Milice soldats in the martial arts...

 

[kkwd]

.... but that had to cease because of the many injuries received from the practice dummies. Now martial arts training consists of watching Chop Sockey movies and  ....

 

[Shec]

... and lip-syncing the 1970's rock hit "Kung Fu Fighting" http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNWmnHPFvE ...

 

[AirCanuck]

...while simultaneously riding a...

 

[kkwd]

.... saw horse while being careful not to get splinters in ....

 

[Shec]

...The Major's longtime riding coach and bedmate, Teddy Bear...

 

[kkwd]

.... but be sure not ask him about the stains covering the Teddy Bear's ....

 

[AirCanuck]

...favorite pajamas, as they still fight to this day over the time they were ruined when...

 

[twistidnick]

..the heavens parted and peanutbutter poured down like...

 

[kkwd]

.... gravy on the world record size poutine the major was planning to raise funds for ....

 

[Shec]

...a presentation to the IOC proposing that poutine speed-eating be a new competitive event at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics...

 

[kkwd]

.... and that the games be moved to Montreal. The IOC were not impressed and had to call security. A severe beating ensued with the loss of ....

 

[Shec]

...the portable cardiac defibrillator that legally had to be freely available wherever and whenever poutine is served,  "CLEAR" ...

 

[geo]

... but when they opened the case to get at the paddles, they found the paddles had been removed & a share certificate from MILO Enterprises was ..........................

 

[kkwd]

.... tucked into an empty bottle of  Labatt 50 and accompanied by an autographed copy of ....