New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Sig_Des]

Been a while. This one is a fun one from a B-day party I was at recenly:

Surprising many legal specialists, though water interrogation was deemed to be inhuman, the World court found that it was acceptable if you used Whiskey instead

 

[rmc_wannabe]

The MFRC gives their "Smart Party Planning" programme a new approach

 

[Jacqueline]

Screw battle we're gettin' drunk.

 

[Timmy!]

Army's new Preventable Maintenance Program.


No... need more JD's... quick... stat!

 

[Mike Baker]

Hey 'ma! Look at what we caught! Let's get 'em drunk an watch 'em jump into the lake!

 

[zipperhead_cop]

"Ahem, Your Highness, for your information...'jumper' is one word"

 

[JVJA]

zipperhead_cop,  Thanks for posting that picture.  There is a B&W print of it at work, but I have been looking for the original to show my wife, she is a royal fanatic.

 

[midget-boyd91]

"Wow! Look at those!! My hands are sooo strange!"

 

[BernDawg]

No, really, I'm telling you, arthritis in both hands  my dear, couldn't bend these knuckles one bit.

 

[Timmy!]

No, really, I'm telling you, arthritis in both hands  my dear, couldn't bend these knuckles one bit.

Now my dear... can you squeeze my hands for me. Ah... that's the ticket.  ;D

 

[Shamrock]

"Ahh, I see your rack is much more impressive than the gentleman to your right's."

 

[geo]

Heh... what's this.... no breast pockets?

 

[Trooper Hale]

Some say firing a .50cal from the hip is stupid. Yeah? Well i say...Firing NOW!



Shall we dance?

 

[Timmy!]

Some say firing a .50cal from the hip is stupid. Yeah? Well i say...Firing NOW!

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?

Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so f***' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!

Private Joker: Any women or children?

Door Gunner: Sometimes!

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?

Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?  :rofl:

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one

 

[IN HOC SIGNO]

Sometimes a 50 cal is just a 50 cal! 

 

[Trooper Hale]

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one

Haha, and the weird thing is, i have SO many more photos just like those ones! You know your in the army when...You pose with heavy weapons!
You should see the one of me with the Carl G's (thats right, more then one!).

 

[Burrows]

You know you're on Army.ca when people turn around and make fun of you for posing with weapons and make jokes.


So...I heard people with big gun obsessions are just trying to compensate.  >





















:warstory:

 

[Timmy!]

So...I heard people with big gun obsessions are just trying to compensate.   >

Ah... so the Artillery folks will love you.  ;D

Regards,
TN2IC

 

[Trooper Hale]

So...I heard people with big gun obsessions are just trying to compensate.   >

I'm Armoured Corp old boy, i've got no reason to have to compensate

You know you're on Army.ca when people turn around and make fun of you for posing with weapons and make jokes.

I thought making jokes about our photos was the whole point of this thread? I wouldnt have had my mate take the photo of me with the 50 if i didnt want people to have a laugh about it.
Moving away from those little observations...
I'm fairly proud of that second photo, i reckon we got the light right on that one and Johnno there looks like he could be a backpacker murderer! His wife loves them too. ;D