New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[zipperhead_cop]

So...I heard people with big gun obsessions are just trying to compensate.   >

And dogs in pyjamas?  What exactly is that compensating for?  :-*

 

[Burrows]

His lack of streetclothes.

 

[PMedMoe]

If we can't beat them at war, we'll slay them in the dance competition!!

 

[211RadOp]

Ooops, maybe I shouldn't have worn my thong today  :-[

 

[GAP]

At first glance, my initial thought was "A guy created this corps!!"  (Now to find out who he was.....)

 

[Jacqueline]

Pistols steady? Ready? Aim for the pressure points . . . Buck buck bang! The new drill is quite challenging (for the opponents).

 

[Shamrock]

After its first deployment, the 68th Can Can Battalion was decimated.  Enemy riflemen, who had previously demonstrated poor marksmanship abilities, were now able to fire incredibly tight groupings, all slightly below centre of mass.

 

[mover1]

"THE TIMING FOR THIS MOVEMENT IS  1 2 3 CHA CHA CHA SHIMMY SHIMMY 1 2 3 SLIDE STOMP.

REMEMBER TO PAUSE ON THE TWO THREES. I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE THEN YOU WILL PRACTICE ON YOUR OWN THEN WE WILL DO IT COLLECTIVELY!"

 

[Jorkapp]

New Commando batallion shocks world audience with public display.

 

[xena]

Can't think...  blood...  flowing...  away...  from...  brain...

 

[Timmy!]

I would love to be the Sgt Major to that unit!

Where do I sign up?

 

[PMedMoe]

I would love to be the Sgt Major to that unit!

Where do I sign up?

Korea!  Off you go!! Bye bye!!

 

[Timmy!]

Korea!  Off you go!! Bye bye!!

C-Ya!

 

[Timmy!]

After its first deployment, the 68th Can Can Batallion was decimated.  Enemy riflemen, who had previously demonstrated poor marksmanship abilities, were now able to fire incredibly tight groupings, all slightly below centre of mass.

After its first deployment, the 68th Can Can Battalion noted enemy fire was hitting the ground in front of them. This was due to the enemy adopting the prone position before firing. ;D

 

[geo]

And people were saying that the North Koreans were starving!

Lies, all lies.  Just look at em!... If those soldiers don't look healthy, I am a monkey's uncle.

Yowze!

 

[Timmy!]

This gives all new meaning to "Circus Battalion"

 

[PMedMoe]

How many clowns do you think will jump out of this car?  Just one!! 

 

[Timmy!]

Iltis Replacement Program under Liberal Government.  ;D






*I miss those jeeps*

 

[geo]

Heh... I thought it was a Shriner's trainer

 

[211RadOp]

And I thought it was Mobile not Miniture Support Equipment Operator  :-[