TCBF said:
But, back on topic... Hey! We could ask that Troops who look like 300 pounds of lard in a 30 pound bag while wearing a uniform be told to stop wearing the uniform, and wear the new poncho liner/sb liner instead.
Kind of a 'CADPAT mu-mu', if you know what I'm sayin'. ...
Wow - I'm having a flashback ...
I once knew a fellow who was ordered to stop wearing his uniform for this very reason (and, to illustrate his girth ... when they made his kilt, they had to take three kilts and cut the apron off of two of them ... and, no - I'm not kidding/exaggerating ...)
We used to refer to this guy as "the second fattest man in NATO - can't tell you who's the fattest, becaust that would give away our troop lift capability ..." (we even had a skit where he'd be "lapse'd" out the back of a Herc on a pallet, wearing goggles and one of those WWI flying scarves ...)
The fit officers in the HQ would stop, turn around, and go use another route if they spotted him in the open ... so they could avoid having to salute him ... (and, no - I'm not kidding/exaggerating).
And, most ironically ... all of this to say: Yes, we're back on topic ... since we've arrived back at the situation I mentioned previously - the tard at work (with no operational experience) who just got promoted, even though his CADPAT shirts are performing a textile strength test ... (and, no - I'm not kidding/exaggerating - the front of his shirt gapes, as the buttons struggle to keep it from bursting open ...). This guy was spotted in the gym quite a few times .. in the one or two weeks immediately before his promotion ...
But, in addition to his personal shame (of which he has none), the blame lies with the superiors who were hoodwinked into promoting him (to the detriment of morale amongst all those who are fitter, more qualified, and more experienced ...). In other words, a failure of leadership.
I'd like to thank
Haggis Gunner for posting Col Stogran's policy on fitness - I immediately noticed that it's more than similar to the new fitness policy being instituted where I work, too ... which makes me think that "hope springs anew" ...
"Gorzelles and Grazillas" ... LOL - reminds me of the Para Regt AAR on the Falklands, which mentioned how the gazelles all became cas after going without sleep for several days (because they had no reserves of body fat) ... and then the rugby players from Tpt or Q stores took over ... and yomped all the way to the finish line ...
Food for thought. Eat hearty!