What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

[Teflon]

underjeep basically considering an order NOT to wear an issued green t-shirt as PT kit to be equivalent to an order to "kill those innocent civilians" in his intellectually debilitating "Widely spread misconception - Mixing military inform with civilian clothing -Tee" thread - http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/104477/post-1112720.html#msg1112720

 

[The Bread Guy]

underjeep basically considering an order NOT to wear an issued green t-shirt as PT kit to be equivalent to an order to "kill those innocent civilians" in his intellectually debilitating "Widely spread misconception - Mixing military inform with civilian clothing -Tee" thread - http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/104477/post-1112720.html#msg1112720

The thin edge of the wedge, you know - if we allow sex, it could lead to dancing and bad manners.....

 

[PMedMoe]

Just saw a commercial for a product called Baboo.  Advertised as "The step before grown up milk".  :

 

[fraserdw]

"Adding another layer of approval authority may speed up the process"

 

[GnyHwy]

Was browsing Youtube and found this gem.  Poor Jesse Ventura, a poor debater, and even poorer theorist.  Pay attention to 3:24 "How could the buildings fall at the rate of gravity?"; dumbest question EVER.

You can see my comments below the vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9mbotpeuJM&feature=related

 

[FlyingDutchman]

Me: Bonjour.
Customer to wife: He speaks chinese, we might want to go somewhwere else.
Customer's wife: That was french dear.

 

[ModlrMike]

This:

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/threads/104621/post-1116214.html#msg1116214

 

[Rheostatic]

Me: Bonjour.
Customer to wife: He speaks chinese, we might want to go somewhwere else.
Customer's wife: That was french dear.

Maybe it was a dig at your accent.

 

[Timmy!]

Sometimes when I speak french, the folks at work, make fun of me. I somehow have a Chinese accent while speaking french.  ;D

 

[Bart905]

Me : [ Just going threw some post on this site ]
Dad : Bart , I need your help
Me : Okay with what
Dad : There's this piece called Tornado for the air filter for my truck to make gas mileage better , can you look up how much it is?
Me : Yea , whats the peice called ?
Dad : Tornado
Me : trust me if I google that your not going to find what your looking for
Dad : [ get mad ] Just do what I say .....
Me : Google search bar -> [ Tornado ] pressed enter and walked away
Dad : 2 Hours later, I couldn't find it

LMAO !!!!

 

[Pat in Halifax]

This:

http://forums.navy.ca/forums/threads/104621/post-1116214.html#msg1116214

That one still has me wondering too!

 

[OldSolduer]

Vic Toews WRT to the bill he wanted to pass.

"either you're with us or the child pornographers."

what crap - from an elected representative.

 

[Pat in Halifax]

Just saw a commercial for a product called Baboo.  Advertised as "The step before grown up milk".  :

I just saw that ad!
Makes sence to me - From mother's natural breast milk, to fake milk, to cow's milk.
If other animals could reason, they would figure us crazy!

 

[cupper]

It's a tie:

Either

Rick Santorum: Prenatal testing encourages abortions

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/post/rick-santorum-prenatal-testing-encourages-abortions/2012/02/19/gIQAvmZeNR_blog.html


Or

Rick Santorum: Neither Feds nor States should be educating our kids. (Around 8:00 mark)

http://youtu.be/wWLW_xtFH-U

 

[PMedMoe]

'Drinking' neat vodka through your EYE for a quick buzz? It sounds insane, but countless young people are risking their sight in this new craze

Too bad it only puts their sight at risk, otherwise they could be nominated for a Darwin Award.  :

 

[gcclarke]

Me : [ Just going threw some post on this site ]
Dad : Bart , I need your help
Me : Okay with what
Dad : There's this piece called Tornado for the air filter for my truck to make gas mileage better , can you look up how much it is?
Me : Yea , whats the peice called ?
Dad : Tornado
Me : trust me if I google that your not going to find what your looking for
Dad : [ get mad ] Just do what I say .....
Me : Google search bar -> [ Tornado ] pressed enter and walked away
Dad : 2 Hours later, I couldn't find it

LMAO !!!!

Just for the receord, I found this site after typing "Tornado Air Filter" into google. All I'm saying is that I'm not entirely sure your Dad was the only one being dumb here.

 

[Timmy!]

MP pull me over last month while I'm driving a DND van.

MP: Is this your van?

Me: Nope, it's the Queens.

MP: Don't give me attitude.

Me: Just giving you the correct answer.

:nana:



Waiting for my milpoints....

 

[cupper]

Waiting for my milpoints....

Can you use milpoints to post bail?

 

[fraserdw]

"We are getting rid of 10 positions but nobody is going to lose a job" (I bet a few of us will pick up a job or two or three)

 

[Sapplicant]

"Libertarian is as far to right wing as you can go"