From the Nov 16 Sat.
TO Star:
"On Ford, I shouldn’t have been so polite: Mallick
I’d like to say I warned you at election time but I didn’t. A braver columnist would have said many things.
For instance, it may very well be true that Ford is intoxicated daily. But his behaviour was so eccentric that I often wondered if the man was mentally ill. Yes, I’m saying it now but a braver columnist would have said it back then.
Ford is stupid. He has trouble with his native language. His nouns and verbs don’t match. His words emerge from a cruder era. His thoughts crash into each other. For instance, Ford claims it is insulting for media to repeat witness statements that his friend, the mysterious “Alana,” is a prostitute but it is not insulting for him, in his next breath, to refer to his wife’s genitals.
This is astounding. If he was not drunk outside his office when he said that Thursday morning, was he just at his usual level of idiocy or had he slipped the ropes that moored him to sanity?
Even now as the Americans — and the planet — howl with laughter, we are watching our words carefully because Ford is so pink and overweight that it seems improbable that he doesn’t simply keel over on camera. We say this as if we are under the impression that our words could cause this to happen.
No, it will be the drugs, cigarettes, crack, coke, KFC, a car crash, a fall or a fight with the wrong person, which could be Renata’s mother, frankly. Typing won’t finish off Ford, he will.
And his public descent has accomplished good things, let’s not forget that. Young prostitutes are heading back to community college in droves. I now look at wine, even the pleasant Chilean organic wines sitting in my fridge, with a level of fear. Ford Escorts are being renamed. Sun News TV, which has just given the Fords their own show starting Monday, is presumably having a rethink.
I hope they’re not because Sun News offers a handy little corral for the slower among us — it’s like a bouncy hate castle for grown-ups — and it comes with lanyards and badges that read We Voted for Ford.
My badge reads I Warned You. But I didn’t really. I held back, which I regret, and I offer so many apologies. To paraphrase our mayor, I will never ever ever do it again. Moving forward . . . "
hmallick@thestar.ca
A rather harsh statement on Ford but mostly correct in noting the aspects of the man behind City council moves to seek his resignation.