We didn't have the green thing back in my day
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that
plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized
to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."
That's right, they didn't have the green thing in her day. Back
then, they returned their milk bottles, Coke bottles and beer bottles
to the store.
The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized
and refilled, using the same bottles over and over. So they really
were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back in her day.
In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an
escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the
grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every
time they had to go two blocks. But she's right. They didn't have the
green thing in her day.
Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have
the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy
gobbling machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really
did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their
brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that old lady
is right, they didn't have the green thing back in her day.
Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not a TV in
every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a pizza dish,
not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they
blended and stirred by hand because they didn't have electric
machines to do everything for you. When they packaged a fragile item
to send in the mail, they used wadded
up newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to
cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They
exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to
run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right, they
didn't have the green thing back then.
They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty, instead of using
a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They
refilled pens with ink, instead of buying a new pen, and they
replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the
whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the
green thing back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar and kids rode their bikes to
school or rode the school bus, instead of turning their moms into a
24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not
an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they
didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from
satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest
pizza joint.
But that old lady is right. They didn't have the green thing back
in her day.
