The 'What If Canada Gets Attacked' Superthread

[Scott]

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuck.

I've got a better idea, reinstate the SALH with 500,000 troops.

 

[pitdroid]

Well you never know, they invade everyone else and plus they have invaded Canada in the War Of 1812.

 

[Scott]

Surely they don't invade everyone?

Hark, a use for the half a million troops for your Marine Corps SALH. If they link arms we could have a human shield along the 49th paralell.

I know someone who would be a good candiate for Honorary Colonel..... >

 

[aesop081]

they invade everyone else

Methinks "everyone" is a bit of a stretch.

and plus they have invaded Canada in the War Of 1812.

And how did that work out ?

 

[DCRabbit]

Umm.. there's wishful thinking and then there's...

 

[aesop081]

You "found" this petition.........

sure, sure.......

 

[medicineman]

Umm.. there's wishful thinking and then there's...

...smoking crack and not sharing it.

MM

 

[pitdroid]

Surely they don't invade everyone?

Hark, a use for the half a million troops for your Marine Corps SALH. If they link arms we could have a human shield along the 49th paralell.

I know someone who would be a good candiate for Honorary Colonel..... >

Hey, I didn't start that petition, I just found it and wanted to see what people would think.

 

[Scott]

Hey, I didn't start that petition, I just found it and wanted to see what people would think.

And I believe you got your answer...

 

[pitdroid]

You "found" this petition.........

sure, sure.......

no seriously I found it. I was looking up on Google marines in Canada and found it.

 

[medicineman]

If you want to fight Americans, Boston is playing in Vancouver in a couple of days - drop in and do a couple in for the cause  :nod:.

MM

 

[Scott]

You must have been deep in google. Few pages and all I found was this: http://www.marinelandcanada.com/

This is why the States won't invade. Cuz we gots Walruses and Sea Lions ready to destroy those imperialist bastards

 

[Scott]

Better yet, get some tickets to the games in Boston and wear a Canucks shirt. You'll be welcomed with open arms

 

[pitdroid]

Well I didn't write it that exactly that way.

 

[Scott]

Well I didn't write it that exactly that way.

Oh. Hookay. But I think Marineland is a great place to train this force. They have camping, rides, and KILLER WHALES. What hearty Marine wouldn't benefit from this?

Now I have that fookin song stuck in my head, the ad for Marineland...

 

[Michael OLeary]

no seriously I found it. I was looking up on Google marines in Canada and found it.

Try this search for some background reading:

site:army.ca marines canadian

 

[Colin Parkinson]

History teaches us that it's far more profitable to lose the fight against the US then to win. Once you lose to the US, their guilt kicks in and they throw wads of money at anything to make up for it. Countries that "win" like Vietnam, Serbia general suffer economically for decades afterwards.

 

[pitdroid]

Try this search for some background reading:

site:army.ca marines canadian

I was wondering if Canada has ever had a Marine Corp, like maybe during World War 2, but i seen it hasn't.

 

[aesop081]

That petition was written by a 12 year old....it had to be.

Best argument : 2 of our main allies have them


:rofl:

 

[aesop081]

I was wondering if Canada has ever had a Marine Corp, like maybe during World War 2, but i seen it hasn't.

Are you sure you didn't start that petition ?