paracowboy said:
there it is Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecided: he's discovered the Rosetta stone to the entire mystery. THIS is why Hoffa was killed. So he couldn't give away the secret of the Illuminati/Jesuit/Knights Templar/Mason/Ninja plot to destroy the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, in order to invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
You've got it all wrong. You see, Hoffa discovered the truth to the Caramilk secret, and then, under direction of the reverse vampires, the Stone Cutters, in co-operation with the Saucer people, put hoffa under center field in Yankee Stadium. On election day, September 11, 2001 (in New York City), the outgoing mayor, RUDY, RUDY (not Guiliani, but that guy from the movie), was gonna expose the whole thing at around 9:30 AM eastern. So, that's when, on about 4 November, 2000, GW Bush, with little Bush Jeb's help, "arranged" a victory in Florida. GW was so tanked at the time that he actually didn't really remember the whole night, but that just helped out "those in charge". So, with everything in place (a drunk, dimwitted president presiding over a kids reading festival in a school in, you guessed it: Florida!), four airliners took off from the eastern USA, docked with a "mother ship" on "Cloud One" over London, UK, and the passengers were removed a la "Millenium", and replaced with über explosive charges. Thus refuelled and rearmed, the "missiles" went back to work.
The WTC 1, 2 and 5 were wired with explosives as well, and just awaited "the right time", which was when 98% if the awake population of the Earth was watching "the Event" (as it was now called), RUDY! unearthed Hoffa, but nobody cared. Hoffa was then returned to the horse farm in Michigan, totally unnoticed by everyone except some guy name "Joe", but he's now dead, so forget about him. The first two planes had hit WTC 1 and 2, plane three had hit the Pentagon. Why? No reason, they just didn't like the PENTA in pentagon: too evil for them. They wanted it renamed the QUADRANGLE, because outside of Quebec, there is no really cool place that begins with a "Q" (No, Qatar doesn't count). Plane four was to hit WTC 5, "just in case" RUDY! was discovered. When the whole RUDY event went off un noticed, the missile/plane plowed into a field that nobody had ever heard of.
The cell phone calls? They were actually made from "Cloud One" over London, UK prior to being loaded onto the deathstar for the group probings.
This whole plan almost fell apart when a junior member of the "corporation" suggested that as a distraction, Canada could simply legalise "Same Sex Marriage". Since parliament had, less than two years previous vowed overwhelmingly to entrench the definition of marriage as a union between a man and a woman, the "corporation" figured that ANYONE with half a shmick would have seen that conspiracy from a mile off, so they stuck to "the Event".
Why did Canada go ahead with the "Same Sex Marriage" option? Well, the conspiracy theorists had actually figured out that "the Event" was a sham, so plan B was enacted. Plan C? Just wait for it.....wait for it.....
