Stupid Procurement Ideas

[Rayman]

:rofl:

Patrolling the Arctic is part of my job. The cold water up there will kill me just as quick and the water out in my other patrol areas. Besides, Yellowknife has some realy good bars and a chinese restaurant that serves the biggest egg rolls i have ever seen.

Well then I guess I dont have to worry about Aurora crews having a problem with patrolling the arctic due to the Sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads patrolling the Atlantic, Pacific, the Great Lakes (might need the mutant sea bass for that one area) and oh maybe.... Hudson Bay...

 

[armyvern]

Never been there sober so i dont realy know  :-\

You poser!! You claimed giant egg rolls based on rumint!!

Keep it up ... and I'll sic my sharks on you!  :-*

(Drunkenness may also explain why you thought the egg rolls were so huge; no worries -- most men have commonly identified small as huge before).

 

[aesop081]

You poser!! You claimed giant egg rolls based on rumint!!

No, i have consumed said giant egg roll........and almost had a coronary as a result.

 

[armyvern]

Hudson Bay?? No, we need polar bears with laser beams for patrolling that area.

 

[TCBF]

Paint the bombs blue with a big white "UN" on them and call it "peacekeeping standby alert"

- That would make a nice 1/72 scale model kit.  A Buff in RCAF (Oops! I mean CF) livery with cute blue B-83s on the carts.

 

[armyvern]

- That would make a nice 1/72 scale model kit.  A Buff in RCAF (Oops! I mean CF) livery with cute blue B-83s on the carts. 

Hey!!

Perhaps our "Build" expert on the site can whip us up a prototype of that!!  And, a prototype of my tank, with pool & shark too!!

 

[aesop081]

- That would make a nice 1/72 scale model kit.  A Buff in RCAF (Oops! I mean CF) livery with cute blue B-83s on the carts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W84

 

[Rayman]

So if the sharks are armoured...then what are the Polar Bears? Light Inf? Id be running if I saw Polar Bears charge out of a LAV III.

 

[armyvern]

Laserbeam equipped beavers for engineers of course.

What would be the costs associated with importing some penguins for entertainment purposes??

 

[TCBF]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W84

- Too expensive.  Short range.  No aircrew.

 

[Rayman]

Laserbeam equipped beavers for engineers of course.

What would be the costs associated with importing some penguins for entertainment purposes??

I dont know but we could use them as artillery projectiles...

 

[medaid]

Okay... so will we FINALLY entertain my bid for Viper MkVIIs now? We took it out of the F22/35 thread. I'm serious!!! A VIPER MkVII is WAY cheaper then einer Panzer!

It's fast, shoots missles AND FREAKING LASER BEAMS!!!!

Better yet, we should just acquire powered armour. Scrap the infantry, artillery, armoured and combine ALL THREE of them into the MI. Hell, Heinlein had it right!

We can have a platoon of Apes making better progress then we're having with Armoured and Arty and Infantry 

Don't forget the Roger Young the Ypres and the Tours without those ships in our Navy, we'll never win the war against the Arachnids!








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[Rayman]

Speaking of all these intresting peace keeping inventions, Mr. Bob Barker, the Canadian Forces no longer needs you endorsing the spay and neuter your pet program. Weve found a use for unwanted pets:

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

 

[aesop081]

- Too expensive.  Short range.  No aircrew.

B-52 with these on the wing glove pylons and in the bomb-bays on rotary launchers then

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-129_ACM

 

[rmc_wannabe]

Hmmm perhaps Kodiaks ...with acid spraying guns of some kinda on their backs....patroling the Rockies and northern mountain corridors ?

 

[Rayman]

And Grizzlies with vulcan back packs patrolling the forested areas?

 

[medaid]

COUGARS! Yes... well BOTH varieties... one kind to scare the potential terrorists with their leopard dots and the other ones with back mounted "phasers"

 

[CougarKing]

COUGARS! Yes... well BOTH varieties... one kind to scare the potential terrorists with their leopard dots and the other ones with back mounted "phasers"

Medtech,
YES! Young Jedi! You are finally seeing the light!  ;D Come to the Cougarrrrrrrrrr side...!!!!!  >

Braveheart,

500 tanks? Ahhh...yes. Wishful thinking...isn't that nice? Why stop at 500, when we can go for 500,000? That way everyone in those units with G-wagons can turn them in now for Leopard 2s. And that way, even the RCMP and the VPD and the OPP and other local police forces can now have Leopard2s to scare the hell out of all those criminal gangs, like those described in that other thread about that councilor wanting the military to come into Toronto. Let me know when you've pulled that genie out of your a** to make it come true.

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[Colin Parkinson]

I am afraid that Medtech would be a nice light snack for the cougars prowling Richmond.  ;D

 

[Rodahn]

I am afraid that Medtech would be a nice light snack for the cougars prowling Richmond.   ;D

Is that the two or four legged variety??????????