Stupid Procurement Ideas

[CougarKing]

Nah, screw that...let's get a DEATH STAR manned by a crew of a million Chuck Norris mini-clones. "Mini-me" comes to mind.

;D

BTW, here's the 12 Days of Christmas of Star Wars from youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n51ZpDOouUo

 

[Shamrock]

We would be lucky to get A-Wings, given their speed and agility.  They may not have the firepower of the Y-Wings, but that is what orbital bombardment is for.  You really want to go into combat with a flying artillery piece, or something that is the starfighter version of a ninja? 

Which is why we're getting YT-1300's.

 

[Rayman]

Hmm so what about Millenium Falcons to replace the Hercs?

 

[PMedMoe]

Hmm so what about Millenium Falcons to replace the Hercs?

As long as the pilots look like Han Solo!! 

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

Managed readiness will not be a viable option for Star Destroyers, since they must remain in orbit while the depot is in Montreal. TD and travel allowance will rise to prohibitive levels, or excessive levels of PLD will have to be paid, which will attract negative attention from the Dark Side of the Treasury Board..........

Then the Star Destroyers would have to be sponsored by the private sector (Coca-Cola, Reebok, Nike, Gucci, etc).  So if we purchased 2, one English, one French, one east coast, one west coast etc. we could have a good balance going there.

 

[Roy Harding]

As long as the pilots look like Han Solo!! 

Then? (1977ish)
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1090.jpg
 
Or now?

http://www.afi.com/Images/tvevents/laa/connery/HarrisonFord.jpg

(Keep in mind that I bear a striking resemblance to the latter photo - keeps my wife entertained, anyway)

 

[CougarKing]

Sorry folks, I accidentally pressed the quote button instead of the edit button.- duplicate post

 

[CougarKing]

Here's a reason why, we shouldn't buy Imperial Star Destroyers.  :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4

 

[zipperhead_cop]

As long as the pilots look like Han Solo!! 

Like this?  ;D

 

[PMedMoe]

Then? (1977ish)

Or now?

Either one.  I'm not too fussy, he was always an older guy to me! 

(Keep in mind that I bear a striking resemblance to the latter photo - keeps my wife entertained, anyway)

Really?  I bet she likes that!!

Like this?  ;D

Close!! (That's not you, is it?)

Looks good here:

 

[Roy Harding]

...

Really?  I bet she likes that!!

...

Haven't had any complaints (hitching up his belt  >)

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Close!! (That's not you, is it?)

Ah, no. 

 

[Rayman]

Of course its not him cops dont have beer bellys...

They have donut guts!  ;D

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Of course its not him cops dont have beer bellys...

They have donut guts!  ;D

Mmmm, sadly, we can have both.  :-\

 

[Rodahn]

Of course its not him cops dont have beer bellys...

They have donut guts!  ;D

And it goes with the line..... "Pardon me officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Which by the way is not high on the list of things to say when your pulled over...........

 

[medaid]

As for MI powered battle armour, CLS will be issuing trial versions real soon now. Please note that the placement of the "Y" racks, flamers and plasma rifles was designed according to scientific principles, and intensive user "self criticism" and "re education" will be invoked to ensure the kit is used correctly in the field. 

Oh thank GOODNESS that someone has actually listened to my PLIGHT for MI powered armour!!! JEBUS! Took some one long enough to realize that MI is the future!

MG34: Your belt should be ready soon. Took us damn long enough to get the buckles. It's out the door this Fri. By the way, about your Marauder Suit, do you want a battle belt with that?

 

[Shamrock]

I heard CTS was hiring This guy.

Naturally, not for product design. 

 

[SprCForr]

Nothing will happen on the Star Destroyers until Bombardier gets it's license from the Kuat Drive Yards to build the engines here.

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

Nothing will happen on the Star Destroyers until Bombardier gets it's license from the Kuat Drive Yards to build the engines here.

That will depend on how long it will take to translate all the necessary documents into french, then back to english.

 

[medaid]

Nothing will happen on the Star Destroyers until Bombardier gets it's license from the Kuat Drive Yards to build the engines here.

But we all know that Kuat won't sell those engine specs for less then 980,000,000 credits, which the Government will surely think was too much. Even though our strong Canadian dollar which practically makes it 1:9.

Last time I heard the Battle Stars Pegasus and Galactica was up for bids... any takers?