So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... with several eyes being put out in the process, but being dumb as stumps the troops carried on and ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... chanted that solemn verse: ....

 

[PMedMoe]

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do!  We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do!  We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do!  We do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!  We do!

;D

 

[Shec]

...and so, motivated and inspired by that verse, these few, these merry few, this stalwart band of bozos, re-launched their invasion of Ontario by...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... hopping on an Acadian Line bus to ...














































... Digby ...

 

[armyvern]

... Oromoscow to visit Vern so they can party wildly and ...

 

[kkwd]

.... be buried in her back yard after she finds out what a bunch of .....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... absolute and total ...

 

[Haggis]

... chapless a$$es they really are.  Now for those who are wondering what this really is all about....

 

[kkwd]

.... a group of people not unlike These UberWalts but our heroes are ....

 

[Haggis]

... filled with righteous indignation at not being mentioned in Obama's inaguration speech.  After penning a vitrolic letter to the editor of....

 

[geo]

.... He decided to go to the chappel and give confession...

 

[kkwd]

.... Father Paddy O'Furniture who was so disgusted he jumped up and tore off ....

 

[Haggis]

... his cassock, revealing burly arms covered in "Hell's Angels" tattoos...

 

[kkwd]

..... and proceeded to open up a can of whoop ass on the major and his gaggle. After much blood and snot had been shed ....

 

[geo]

... the Padre waded into the fray and commenced....

 

[kkwd]

.... tossing the bodies through the window and into the street where they were hit by passing buses. Too dumb to lay down and die the entire bunch ....

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...headed to Mexicali Rosas...

 

[kkwd]

.... but were stopped at the door and beaten to a pulp by a tiny blind girl in a wheelchair. Turning around they met ....

 

[Shec]

...Cst. Dudley Do-right, RCMP,  who insisted on seeing their PAC's (Paintballgun Acquisition Certificates)...