So there I was.......

[PPCLI Guy]

.......the Sandbox, which although referred to by many had actually only been visited by.....

 

[George Wallace]

the "Boys with Big Toys" crowd, who shop mostly at........................

 

[Michael OLeary]

... Waltmart ...

 

[George Wallace]

who cater to the indiscriminate connoisseurs of fine.............

 

[kkwd]

.... Lute fish and drain cleaner cocktails with a chaser consisting of ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... unmentionable bodily fluids of the endangered ...

 

[kkwd]

.... yellow bellied sapper slapper and the kumquat fairy ....

 

[The Bread Guy]

...both of which have parts of their brain capable of curing.....

 

[Shec]

...poutine clogged arteries...

 

[kkwd]

.... with explosive enemas and rifle pull throughs  ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... found in the remains of a Ross Rife factory in la belle province ...

 

[kkwd]

.... along with the skeletons of people who bought snacks from the plant vending machine, the skulls make fine ...

 

[Nfld Sapper]

.... bongo drums.....

 

[kkwd]

.... for dark and secret ceremonies deep in the bowels of the sewers of ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the headquarters of the judging agency for the Bulwer-Litton Fiction Contest which, sadly, flushed the following contribution:

"Tess watched him approach, as an ethereal calm washed over her, filling her, nay, effusing her with a weary dread, she noted he was handsome, in a dark, threatening way and she knew, just knew, it would turn out badly, for the last time one of his ilk had come, striding calmly towards her, just as he was now, that one had repossessed her fridge." ...

 

[Shec]

...which angered the Major beyond his ability to control his emotions as the story reminded him of the time his own fridge, stuffed with beer and leftover pizza, was repossessed...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... and so, he decided, almost in a leaderlike way, that the only possible response was an invasion, but not of a vulnerable country ruled by a despotic dictator ... no, his invasion would target the sleepy southern-Ontario town of ...

 

[Shec]

...Guelph, the original home of Sleeman's Brewery...

 

[geo]

..... 's hopps supplier - Joe the Plumber....

 

[Shec]

...In a daring plan, codenamed Operation Tabernac...