So there I was.......

[Shec]

...Soldier of Fortune...

 

[George Wallace]

want ads, advertizing jobs that only...........

 

[PMedMoe]

......looked for men who were not anatomically correct like......

 

[Shec]

...Braddock after the North Viets were finished with him...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. and while this was going on the troops were discussing the viability a lawn dart tournament during the company smoker, or they should stick with combat croquet ...

 

[kkwd]

.... but seeing you could lose an eye at either game they chose Tiddlywinks instead but wouldn't you know it, Private Numpty took one to the ...

 

[George Wallace]

throat and fell into the ditch writhing in pain, all four hoofs in the air, screaming like 200 lbs of ..........

 

[PMedMoe]

.....crap in a 10 lb sand bag, which is what was used to stop the flooding when the.......

 

[George Wallace]

Christ was a Corporal in the.........

 

[Michael OLeary]

... counter-insurgency SPECOPS platoon employed by the government during the Fenian Raids ...

 

[kkwd]

.... on the drive in theater in Toronto to secure the only known copy of the movie ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... in which John Bobbitt exhibited his truncated assets as a porn star (no, not that John Bobbitt, the other John Bobbitt) ...

 

[Shec]

...they were indeed razor sharp...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... but not sharp enough for the Legion of Frontiersmen, their application being turned down for being too Waltish, so they contemplated a move to Australia ...

 

[Shec]

...where they heard beer was the national drink...

 

[kkwd]

.... and silly outfits were the dress of the day ....

 

[George Wallace]

in the Bureau of Silly Walks located on the first floor, not the main floor, but never the Ground floor, possibly..........

 

[kkwd]

.... the sub-second floor or most probably the upper basement ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... or the vaguely named Mezzanine ....

 

[George Wallace]

a country renowned for its flora and fauna, mostly located in or near wide expanses of sand called.......