So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... pantomime de pirate, the leaders of which met their demise in The Terror after their members were unable to turn the tide of battle at the Glorious First of June ...

 

[kkwd]

.... but they got some nifty patches with this logo ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... which was printed on the white silk flag each man carried in his "Surrender's Kit" ....

 

[kkwd]

.... which also contained Cepacol and crab shampoo ....

 

[Shec]

...and an emergency ration of Joe Louis...

 

[kkwd]

..... with a best by date of July 1973 and a generous portion of oil for sharpening the genuine fake Rambo type knife....

 

[Shec]

...which MR&O's required be kept honed to the point that it  could cleanly slice...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the top off a ripe poutine ...

 

[Gunnar]

...notwithstanding...

 

[kkwd]

.... and so forth and forthwith and etc and a partridge in a pear tree  ....

 

[Shec]

...who swooped down low over the Major's head...

 

[kkwd]

.... laying an egg that subsequently hatched into ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the most grotesque amendment to the officers' PER system ever, with ranking dependent solely on the individual's HotorNot rating divided by IQ and multiplied by number of medals ...

 

[kkwd]

.... awarded by the Losers Club For Milice Wannabees ....

 

[Shec]

...pursuant to a directive issued by Chuck Norris...

 

[kkwd]

.... and punched into the major's chest in Morse code ...

 

[Shec]

...at the annual Regimental Ball held every February 31 at...

 

[kkwd]

.... the Chateau De Hug And Slug ...

 

[Shec]

...commemorating...

 

[PMedMoe]

......the full moon, occurring every "leap" leap year, only visible from the.......