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So there I was.......

... which was printed on the white silk flag each man carried in his "Surrender's Kit" ....
 
..... with a best by date of July 1973 and a generous portion of oil for sharpening the genuine fake Rambo type knife....
 
...which MR&O's required be kept honed to the point that it  could cleanly slice...
 
.... and so forth and forthwith and etc and a partridge in a pear tree  ....
 
...who swooped down low over the Major's head...
 
... the most grotesque amendment to the officers' PER system ever, with ranking dependent solely on the individual's HotorNot rating divided by IQ and multiplied by number of medals ...
 
...pursuant to a directive issued by Chuck Norris...
 
...at the annual Regimental Ball held every February 31 at...
 
......the full moon, occurring every "leap" leap year, only visible from the.......
 
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