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So there I was.......

... in a most spectacular fashion, the highlights of which will be shown on...
 
.......every template available to man and neon colors that have caused blindness in.......
 
...the fim-makers producing a black-and-white documentary on...
 
... nothing in particular, making it eligible for a National Arts Council Grant of ....
 
...a ridiculous amount of money, far more than that usually given out under the Sponsorship program.  But, in order to fully qualify, the soundtrack had to be composed by....
 
...University of Manitoba Faculty of Engineering's marching kazoo band...
 
.....which is excellent shark bait.  Speaking of sharks, did you know that........
 
.... you are more likely to be eaten by a land shark than to be abducted by aliens but ....
 
... since aliens usually do sexual things to you and sharks don't, where's the fun in that?... 
 
...Grease, Lubricating, C1A1, for the use of...
 
.... Dave, the no arm paper hanger who we met earlier this adventure ...
 
who had perfected a new way of presenting arms that was truly unique . . .
 
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