So there I was.......

[Shec]

... which had been penetrated by a runaway return spring rod from a GPMG during the Major's last training lecture on stripping and assembly of that weapon...

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. during training to face the annual Santa Claus Parade riot ...

 

[Sigs Pig]

... in Wpg after the Grey Cup game...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... was canceled due to scheduling conflict with ...

 

[armyvern]

... Jerry Springer's televised-live interviews of "Expert Military Analysts" who ...

 

[Shec]

...recommended that the Major change his name to Jean Wayne and wear a green beret...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...in honour of the Grinch, who, as luck would have it...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... was up on charges for trying to link up with Cindy Lou Who in an internet chat room ....

 

[Shec]

...on top of that, suave, debonair, erudite, and charming as he is he still struck out...

 

[Old Sweat]

when he uttered the classic pick up line, "so there I was" . . .

 

[Greymatters]

.....all by myself....

(see reply #2  hehe...)

 

[George Wallace]

...playing .....in the dark........with only.......

 

[Michael OLeary]

... Mr Smith, Mr Wesson, and Capt Morgan to keep me company ...

 

[HollywoodHitman]

playing with my Wii and cursing like a pirate when all of the sudden I........

 

[kkwd]

.... dropped Mr Smith & Wesson on my foot and threw up when I took a shot of Morgan, I was quite the sight hopping on one foot with puke stains down the front of my surplus crew suit ...

 

[PMedMoe]

......which I purchased on the Army.ca Buy & Sell.  It was such a deal, I couldn't resist also getting......

 

[George Wallace]

..some mine proof desert boots being sold at a great.......

 

[Michael OLeary]

... price and a used pilot's helmet for those midnight runs in my '85 Prelude, while I pretended I was back at the controls of my Kiowa ...

 

[kkwd]

.... Indian blanket with the ratty fringe ....

 

[George Wallace]

wondering if I had indeed posted this before in some..........