Afternoon sporties is a big one. But on the topic of PT, fun PT sessions are something my unit is renowned for avoiding. Theres only so many times you can run up the hill before it starts getting a little boring (Halfway through the first time for me!). Blokes dont need to be smashed for PT every morning. Playing footy or touch football can change that frustration.
As a young digger, consistancy is something that frustrates us. Theres plenty of new blokes where i am who cant deal with the red tape and the constant chopping and changing. When the SSM comes downstairs friday afternoon to stab someone for a job on the weekend or supporting a course the next week, it shows diggers that even upstairs they dont know whats going on.
At my old unit we had a pile of leave aps which we filled out in pen and handed to our troop corporals. It took 5 minutes. At my current everything has to be written on computer and is almost always red penned and returned to us. But the real kicker? Theres only 1 computer for the troopers and L/Cpls in the building! hilarious. "Hales, why didnt you reply to my email?" says my boss, "cos i cant check my emails Sir", "Well, it was important, go check it now". The bloke works a vertical 5m above me! Just come down and tell me!
In the Aus Army we call it the "AJ Fade away". It usually happens around 1 or 2 on the quite days, suddenly you realise that everyone has just snuck off. And for the most part, no one cares. Until the SSM gets an email telling him, at 1530, that the RSM wants a tent put up so the boys see how it looks. The practice of stabbing blokes to do things so that they're doing something is one reason i know blokes leave.
We work for 5 months of this year as dismounted Cav scouts, "You'll be cav scouts all year lads" says the OC. I get told at the start of last week, along with 30 others, "You blokes are manning vehicles for the 4week ex starting next tuesday, we're not using scouts". I get a weeks notice for a month long ex and get told the job i've been doing all year is irrelevent.
"Hales, why do you have a totenkopf on you helmet? People might find it offensive". I'm out bush! Who cares?
"Have these vehicles been monthly'd this month?" Its the 5th! Its the start of the month. why would they have been?
"How much fuel does this car have?". Let me think, it hasnt moved in 3 months, i reckons its got the same as it had last week and the week before and the week before! Quick, i better write down that it has 250lt deso, nil 25mm, nil 7.62mm, nil 5.56mm, nil rations, nil interest in all the bullshit!
Like my old troop corporal used to say, "When in doubt, hit something, it wont fix anything, but it'll make you feel better"