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[CougarKing]

Taken from another forum: I can never understand some American military personnel's fixation with mythical Chuck Norris jokes.  ;D


Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear
of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and
fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.


Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris
uppercutted a horse.


Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he
got it back.


In the early 70's Chuck Norris and Arnold
Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just
one round house kick to the face, Arnold
hasn't talked the same ever since

 

[agc]

Absolutely priceless voicemail

 

[cupper]

So true.

 

[observor 69]

Can we talk about the word queue

How many of those letters are really necessary

I count one

 

[PMedMoe]

Fake....  http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=24113d89dfd8

Would have been funny if it was real.

 

[CougarKing]

This commercial:

quote: "Dressing (a lie) up doesn't make it true"

Sooo wrong...  :blotto:

 

[PMedMoe]

Terrible real estate agent photographs

The captions are the best.  :nod:

 

[cupper]

Terrible real estate agent photographs

The captions are the best.  :nod:

Drink'n with my whaaaa?

:rofl:

 

[BeyondTheNow]

  .

 

[observor 69]

Thanks Twitter: (edit forgot my  ;D)

 

[BeyondTheNow]

Indubitably

 

[vonGarvin]

How many people of a defined group does it take to change a light bulb ?

Answer: One to change the bulb, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical of their group.

 

[observor 69]

BEAR INTERRUPTS PHOTO SHOOT


Bloody dangerous place Canada... the bears are huge and very curious...

See what happens when a huge brown bear decides to take a closer look at a film shoot for a washing machine.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/eryxAcsTcOA?rel=0

 

[cupper]

BEAR INTERRUPTS PHOTO SHOOT


Bloody dangerous place Canada... the bears are huge and very curious...

See what happens when a huge brown bear decides to take a closer look at a film shoot for a washing machine.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/eryxAcsTcOA?rel=0

:rofl:

 

[Retired AF Guy]

BEAR INTERRUPTS PHOTO SHOOT


Bloody dangerous place Canada... the bears are huge and very curious...

See what happens when a huge brown bear decides to take a closer look at a film shoot for a washing machine.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/eryxAcsTcOA?rel=0

Knew something was up when they showed a grizzly bear wondering through the snow drifts when normally they would be hibernating. Unfortunately, my computer keep crashing after the bear starts "shedding" so I didn't get to see the full video. Still, the part that I did see looked pretty good.

 

[GAP]

A photographer on vacation in Orlando was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The photographer, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The photographer thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the photographer.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The photographer, upon leaving Vermont, decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.'

The photographer was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.  'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'

 

[George Wallace]

http://www.upworthy.com/see-why-we-have-an-absolutely-ridiculous-standard-of-beauty-in-just-37-seconds?g=2&c=ufb1

No need to purchase an expensive Photoshop program, or a similar program, when a case of beer will have the same effects.

 

[Cbbmtt]

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=8z3W9fZcQeCTdM&tbnid=oe1FELee3NqOuM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpicpedia.com%2Fvideo-games&ei=Ur9yUt7QJMr2iwKvsoGgBA&bvm=bv.55819444,d.cGE&psig=AFQjCNF1XVxP8n9GyahBM2D6TD0ZTuH4xw&ust=1383338158836715

LOL.

 

[PMedMoe]

Happy Halloween!!

 

[Journeyman]