Canada didn't get stolen by Prime Minister Stephen Harper
BY IAN ROBINSON, CALGARY SUN
FIRST POSTED: SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2015 04:00 AM MDT | UPDATED: SUNDAY, AUGUST 23, 2015 09:36 AM MDT
Okay, kidlets.
Time to put away the beret and the Che T-shirt.
This is a real-life, grown-up election … so enough with the insurgent fantasies, already.
Deep in every little leftie’s heart, they want to ride into a “liberated” Havana with Che and Fidel. They want to drive the Russian-made tank through the gates of the presidential palace in Saigon. They want to storm the Bastille. (BTW: Hardly a fair fight. A half a dozen guys guarding seven prisoners were butchered by 1,000 armed revolutionaries. That’s like Stephen Hawking versus Ronda Rousey, but I guess the surrender monkeys have to celebrate their victories where they find them.)
The fantasy fuels the zeal. And in the absence of a real enemy … they just invent one.
Which explains why Prime Minister Stephen Harper is being portrayed as the equivalent of Generalissimo Francisco Franco.
Can’t tell you how often on Facebook I’ve seen some variant of this posted: “We have to take our country back!”
Seriously? How did Stephen Harper steal your country?
Let’s run through the arguments.
1. The New York Times doesn’t respect us anymore.
Well … good.
2. We don’t do a lot of UN peacekeeping.
I would argue the UN — at best a noble failed experiment, at worst a corrupt body whose primary task is promoting hatred for Jews on the world stage — isn’t worth anybody’s time.
As for the efficacy of peacekeeping, I refer you to the Rwandan genocide.
3. Harper won’t give government employees the unfettered ability to communicate with the public unsupervised.
If you work for a big oil company downtown, are you allowed to call a press conference to discuss global warming whenever you feel like it?
Didn’t think so.
4. Harper doesn’t like the CBC.
Well … who the hell does? It’s not 1955 anymore and genuine Canadian voices in the culture — like Trailer Park Boys — are doing just fine on Netflix, thank you very much.
5. Bill C-51 destroys democracy.
It’s actually a law to allow government agencies investigating terrorism to talk to each other more efficiently. It’s not about the mass internment of Greenpeace supporters … more’s the pity.
6. Stephen Harper is an evil, soulless cyborg from the future with Lego hair who is a control freak.
So what?
Did everybody forget Harper presided over the merger of the remains of Reform and the Tories?
He inherited all those wild-eyed, old-school prairie radicals who wanted to govern with a King James Bible in one hand and a bullwhip in the other.
The ones wanted to ban abortion and men slow dancing cheek-to-cheek. The ones who thought a woman’s place was on her back or chained to a stove. The guys who thought public executions would be just the thing to further the moral development of the kiddies.
Harper forged a bunch of tired old Tories and the Reform nuts into an effective political organization that actually won elections.
You don’t do that by being Mr. Dressup.
But the end result is something that should gladden the hearts of leftists.
We spend more on health care and all those other things dear to the leftist heart than before
Harper came to power. The civil service is bigger.
Public money was poured into an economic stimulus.
The Economist reports Canada came out of the global recession in better shape than any other G7 nation.
The only places Harper is free to govern like a right winger is on crime and foreign policy. So murderers spend more time in prison. (Eeek. Eeek.)
Fighter bombers and JTF2 go to hot, dusty places to kill people we don’t like. And in the absence of strong, moral leadership from the Obamawimp, Harper stepped up to scold Russia for tiny trifles like invading other countries.
Neither one of those things is a sin.
You want to hate Stephen Harper, fill your boots, buddy.
But at least have one of those boots on the firm ground of reality.