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Florida man says 'Hold my peppermint oil!'
This Florida man tried to give cops the slip, literally.
A naked burglar covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil and his own blood was caught jumping in a stranger’s pool and on their trampoline in the middle of the night Friday.
Blake Tokman, 34, was likely under the influence of unknown substances as he carried out his wet and wild, middle-of-the-night shenanigans, Volusia County Sheriffs said.
Dramatic body camera footage shows the naked man taking off and jumping into an in-ground pool of a DeBary, Florida home when deputies arrived for a burglary in progress call around 2 a.m.
“I got one running going westbound behind the fence, he’s naked,” the officer can be heard saying.
Tokman leaped out of the pool and plopped face-first onto the trampoline as the cop charged toward him.
The man, lying in a starfish position, appeared unconcerned when the deputy threatened to Tase him.
It took multiple officers to handcuff the nude man, who was bleeding heavily from his head and repeatedly shouted “What’s your name?” each time they ordered him to stop resisting.
“Be careful, he’s slippery,” one of the officers said. “What’s all over you, man? … It smells like toothpaste … I don’t want to see what’s on me.
The homeowner came outside to tell officers he did not recognize the bleeding skinny dipper.
“A lifeguard is what I am!” Tokman replied.
“You’re lucky you’re not dead, homie,” the homeowner quipped.
Skinny-dipping Florida man covered in grease, blood and peppermint oil arrested for burglary
This Florida man tried to give cops the slip, literally.
A naked burglar covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil and his own blood was caught jumping in a stranger’s pool and on their trampoline in the middle of the night Friday.
Blake Tokman, 34, was likely under the influence of unknown substances as he carried out his wet and wild, middle-of-the-night shenanigans, Volusia County Sheriffs said.
Dramatic body camera footage shows the naked man taking off and jumping into an in-ground pool of a DeBary, Florida home when deputies arrived for a burglary in progress call around 2 a.m.
“I got one running going westbound behind the fence, he’s naked,” the officer can be heard saying.
Tokman leaped out of the pool and plopped face-first onto the trampoline as the cop charged toward him.
The man, lying in a starfish position, appeared unconcerned when the deputy threatened to Tase him.
It took multiple officers to handcuff the nude man, who was bleeding heavily from his head and repeatedly shouted “What’s your name?” each time they ordered him to stop resisting.
“Be careful, he’s slippery,” one of the officers said. “What’s all over you, man? … It smells like toothpaste … I don’t want to see what’s on me.
The homeowner came outside to tell officers he did not recognize the bleeding skinny dipper.
“A lifeguard is what I am!” Tokman replied.
“You’re lucky you’re not dead, homie,” the homeowner quipped.
Skinny-dipping Florida man covered in grease, blood and peppermint oil arrested for burglary
This Florida man tried to give cops the slip, literally. A naked burglar covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil and his own blood was caught jumping in a stranger’s pool and on their…
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