Whine about Vern Thread - so that we can keep actual threads ... well, actual.

[Old Sweat]

Don't forget the pictures.

 

[armyvern]

Don't forget the pictures.

I'll check for something suitable.  >

 

[Old Sweat]

I'll check for something suitable.  >

Suitable for what?

 

[armyvern]

Suitable for what?

Publication.

8)

 

[Old Sweat]

Publication.

8)

That goes all the way from Dora the Explorer through Gentlemen's Quarterly and Elle to Hustler and S&M for Dummies!

Only good taste and a highly developed sense of survival leads me not to take this any further.

 

[armyvern]

That goes all the way from Dora the Explorer through Gentlemen's Quarterly and Elle to Hustler and S&M for Dummies!

Only good taste and a highly developed sense of survival leads me not to take this any further.

How's this one?? 

 

[Old Sweat]

Very tasteful and with high artistic merit.

 

[Harris]

Did you notice the grain in the wood panelling?

 

[Spanky]

:rofl:  The stain, though brings out the grain, is a little dark. I prefer a light oak.

 

[kratz]

Was that wood naturally aged? Or was some antiquing method used?  ;D

 

[armyvern]

:rofl:  The stain, though brings out the grain, is a little dark. I prefer a light oak.

Beats the hell out of carpeting.

Was that wood naturally aged? Or was some antiquing method used?  ;D

I believe that it's naturally aged; almost as gorgeous as the hardwood.

 

[Dean22]

I was actually wondering what's on the guys arm. A pimple?

 

[armyvern]

I was actually wondering what's on the guys arm. A pimple?

My answer: "A Vern"

But, whyn't you ask him?

 

[Spanky]

Hey, all this talk of wood...... I don't know.  It doesn't seem right.  :tsktsk:

 

[armyvern]

Hey, all this talk of wood...... I don't know.  It doesn't seem right.  :tsktsk:

Would you prefer that it were a green renewable source such as bamboo?

 

[Loachman]

"Bamboo" just does not have the same, er, "je ne sais quoi", nein?

 

[Spanky]

Isn't Bamboo used to make cane... as in caning?  >

 

[Otis]

I wanna know if that guy is still in possession of his hand or does Vern have it in a trophy case somewhere with the rest of the male body parts she's removed for guys over the years ...

 

[Old Sweat]

I wanna know if that guy is still in possession of his hand or does Vern have it in a trophy case somewhere with the rest of the male body parts she's removed for guys over the years ...

That would be me, and I still have all my various male body parts. I was merely consoling Vern because she was forced to wear chaps because her jeans were too faded and tight.

 

[armyvern]

That would be me, and I still have all my various male body parts. I was merely consoling Vern because she was forced to wear chaps because her jeans were too faded and tight.

:camo:

I wasn't about to out you --- you could have stayed in the closet.  >