What were they thinking?.....Dumb criminals.......add your dumb criminal story

[Steel Badger]

Today, my shift, my unit:

One of my finest gets reclassed to segregation for the usual bout of violence and infantile behaviour....

A search of his cell reveals his calendar / day planner ( provided to inmates by the Salvation Army ): in his wee book he had helpfully jotted down each day he got in / started a fight with other inmates; drugs he had used and hidden inside the joint ( including types, amounts  and pers obtained from) and weapons hidden on the range...

Almost all the info was corroborated via our own intell gathering............

Muppet!

 

[midget-boyd91]

My car was broken into then later when I called the tow truck driver, the suspect kindly asked if I knew how to turn on MY cell phone LOL!

I had someone scoping out my new car checking what's in it worth stealing, if anything. Decided they'd sneak in around the garage from the apartments beside me. This was just after we got about twenty cm of snow.... fresh snow with a trail of fresh footprints leading right back to the sneaky dumb*ss.

 

[HavokFour]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41339442/ns/local_news-miami_fl/?ocid=twitter

 

[nuclearzombies]

71 year old grandmother interrupts attempted robbery, hits would be robbers with her purse, and chases them off.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/super-granny-beats-bad-guys-24131828.html#crsl=%252Fvideo%252Fodd-22186925%252Fsuper-granny-beats-bad-guys-24131828.html

 

[Newapplicant78]

Received a call from a company located in the USA from a company name said too fast to think. They were requesting my Canadian SIN, DOB, employment status etc to see if I qualified for a social security cheque (not a free trip) from the USA. That said I hung up the phone. Watch out for those calls folks. I posted my reply on one of those report a phone number sites you can Google by entering the number that called into the search engine.
That's how I know it came from States side I Google the number.  :boring:

 

[kratz]

from CNN.com

100 foot homemade Colombian narcotics submarine found. It has a crew of 4, carry 8 tons of cargo and travel 30 feet below the surface.

 

[kkwd]

Public nudity? That's a stretch.

Article link

NFL scout arrested for public nudity
Rams' scout found drunk peeing on building

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) - A scout for the Saint Louis Rams won’t be doing much scouting at the combine.

Luke Driscoll, 33, was found urinating on downtown building. He was arrested Friday afternoon for public intoxication and public nudity.

Driscoll is an 11-year veteran for the Rams’ scouting department, and he is in his sixth season as a college scout.

 

[211RadOp]

From today's Kingston Whig Standard.  Not sure when it happened, but he was sentanced last Tuesday.

http://www.kingstonwhigstandard.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3035937

Bank robber hands bank teller his ID
By QMI AGENCY
Posted 5 hours ago
 

A bank robber was thwarted by a brave teller in Texas.

After the would-be thief demanded cash, the teller responded that she could only hand over the dough if he produced identification, which the thief was happy to do in return for $800.

Nathan Wayne Pugh, 49, produced his client card for the very bank he was robbing as well as a Texas state identification card.

Pugh was sentenced on Tuesday to eight years in federal prison.

 

[211RadOp]

Anyone need some body parts?

Man arrested while attempting to sell body parts
By QMI AGENCY
Posted 5 hours ago
 

SHINYAGA, Tanzania-- A Tanzanian man was arrested after he was caught trying to sell his wife's severed head, breasts and genitals to police, claiming it was pork.

Police arrested the man at 9 a.m. local time Friday, as he tried to sell the butchered re-ma ins in Shinyanga, local news outlet the Citizen reported.

Diwani Athumani, Shinyanga's police commander, said the suspect approached officers stationed outside a bank with the bag of grisly contents.

"He went to the bank with a polyethylene bag containing the human body parts that he claimed was pork for sale," Athumani told the news agency.

After the man's arrest, he told investigators the body parts belonged to his 18-year-old wife, who he admitted to slaying in her sleep.

The remainder of her corpse was found in a rented room.

Police said the man claimed he killed his wife after hearing on the radio that people desired to buy woman's body parts.

The man will undergo a psychiatric assessment prior to trial.

The sale of human body parts is not uncommon in the East African state, where they are reportedly used by witch doctors.

http://www.kingstonwhigstandard.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=3035922

 

[Journeyman]

Man arrested while attempting to sell body parts

That's not a dumb criminal story; it's more an example of how fucked-up some people, and some parts of the world, are.

 

[211RadOp]

I added it here because of this line in the article

trying to sell his wife's severed head, breasts and genitals to police, claiming it was pork

Anyone trying to sell body parts to the police is dumb in my books.

 

[Container]

I might be suspicious of the pig that had a womans head.....

 

[Journeyman]

I might be suspicious of the pig that had a womans head.....

Must....not.........respond........   

 

[HavokFour]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110324/tod-man-goes-on-shooting-spree-over-burr-045b8e8.html

The drama unfolded on Sunday at the Taco Bell/KFC drive-through in San Antonio, Texas, as Ricardo Jones was told that the promotion on the Beefy Crunch Burrito had ended.

According to restaurant manager Brian Tillerson, the 37-year-old ordered seven burritos at $1.49 (92p) each, when he flew into a fit of rage, pulled out an air gun and fired shots at an employee.

San Antonio Police Department said that they later tracked down the enraged man as he ordered food at a nearby Burger King.

 

[Newapplicant78]

<a href="http://www.canada.com/news/Nova+Scotia+sentenced+cross+burning/4087874/story.html">Cross Burning</a>

He said quote

“It was a stupid, drunken mistake that I’ll never forgive myself for the rest of my life,”

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3K2vEYbtKs&feature=related">Drunk people try stunts like this one</a>  :blotto:

 

[Sapplicant]

So a guy tried to break into a beauty queen's house, and got shot with a pink gun. link


If there's one thing I've learned from listening to Tommy Shaw, it's that everyone says don't go messin' with a girl with guns. Dumbass.

 

[HavokFour]

Defecating dog sparks US shootout​

 

[jollyjacktar]

Foiled by his baggy pants! The moment a trendy beer thief went flying in the worst getaway ever

He's the would-be thief who got away with nothing - not even his dignity.  This CCTV footage shows one of the worst escapes ever after a robbery at an E-Z Food Store in Lake Wales, Florida.  The suspect was racing towards his getaway car with a case of beer in his arms when his baggy pants proved his undoing.

Video link  http://bcove.me/62la3oc0

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382273/Foiled-baggy-pants-The-moment-trendy-beer-thief-went-flying-worst-getaway-ever.html#ixzz1L8Neqawz

 

[RememberanceDay]

I hope they give this guy a rubber donut when he goes to jail.

Article link

Don't let the bullets hit you in the arse on the way out  :warstory:

 

[PMedMoe]

Facebook taunt leads police to wanted man

A U.S. fugitive who taunted police on Facebook, writing, "Catch me if you can, I'm in Brooklyn," has been arrested.

Victor Burgos, 29, was sitting at his computer with his Facebook page open when U.S. marshals tracked him down in his apartment, the New York Daily News reported Thursday.

He was wanted on multiple arrest warrants for domestic violence and harassment.

"He told us via Facebook to come and get him and we did," Utica police Sgt. Steve Hauck told the newspaper.

Link to NY Daily News story

:rofl: