Danjanou said:You don't want to know... trust me on this I've known him a long time and you really don't want to know.
Colin P said:Hey come to think of it that last sheep i saw had your nose........
Danjanou said:So I was a Seaforth (Highlander) back then, this comes as a surprise to ya laddie ;D
Colin P said:This is the real reasons Scots wear wool kilts with no underwear, it reminds then of same feeling they get from shagging the sheep at home!!! ;D
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:Danjanou said:Actually it’s just easier to chase them through the heather with a kilt pulled up to yer chin, than pants bundled aboot yer ankles laddie. Besides the sound of the zippers frightens the wee beasties. ;D
Trooper Hale said:Listen to you Wes! Complaining about the weather in Pucka! HA! Now you should know that only real men drive fast in Pucka...after wrapping their faces with as many peices of expensive cloth they can track down and wearing gloves that would have made your siberian peasant proud! Its been that cold when i was there a few times before (Not too many), its not fun with your head sticking out the drivers hole either!
Trooper Hale said:You chaps always use our compound, strutting around in your desert cams, looking cool and so much better then us, which are both true! I think i do know a Dunn but shes got nothing, look out for a Corporal Crawford, she should be down there and she is well worth seeing! Theres not many heads that a beret would look better on! She bats left handed, if you know what i mean, but still, one can always dream.
So the boys were dreaming about Gstrings on day one? Better watch your magazine stash Wes, bugger picketing the vehicles, get a picket to watch the Jetpacks full of porn!
Hope your enjoying it, i know that i'd give anything right now to be there,
Danjanou said:Actually it’s just easier to chase them through the heather with a kilt pulled up to yer chin, than pants bundled aboot yer ankles laddie. Besides the sound of the zippers frightens the wee beasties. ;D
LMAO ROTFL...you can't get humor any better or at any better price than at Army.ca...it's my daily smile...while I wait for my military status to change.Danjanou said:HL, and ye wood’na believe how wide Heather is either. A wee lassies she’s not. :-*