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Canadian teen idol Justin Bieber is outraged that the claim he recently submitted to Esquimalt’s Base Orderly Room for the court mounting cost of his Queen’s Diamond Jubilee medal was denied due to poor spelling, grammar, and formatting.
After being presented the prestigious award by Prime Minister Stephen Harper last November, Bieber decided to have the medal court mounted so he could wear it on stage without it falling off during his more intense dance moves. After learning of fellow medal recipients being reimbursed for their court mounting costs, Bieber decided to submit a claim for his mounting costs as well. However, his claim was ultimately denied by CFB by Esquimalt’s BOR.
After a hard day of working in an unknown farmer’s field, Bieber is presented his QDJM by PM Harper
Base Administration Officer, Lt(N) Donna Lawson explained why she personally denied Bieber’s request. “First off, the memo he submitted was written in black sharpie on the back of one of his 8 1/2” x 11” headshots. That’s the incorrect medium for submitting memos. Secondly, Ebonics is not an officially recognized language in the Canadian Armed Forces.” Lawson continued, “Finally, there’s no way the Crown can reimburse Mr. Bieber the amount of ‘an autograph, a kiss on the cheek, and a verse of One Less Lonely Girl, which is what Bieber claims he paid his tailor for the work.
The Queen's Diamond Jubilee medal is awarded to CAF members and civilians for outstanding citizenship. Or, to those military members without many medals
Although unavailable for comment, Bieber’s publicist issued a press release noting that Bieber was upset with the Canadian Armed Forces’ decision, and is considering a redress of grievance to correct his perceived miscarriage of justice by military bureaucrats.