The Manly Thread

[PMedMoe]

You'd have to fart loudly, laugh at it, eat a giant chili dog all while watching a football/hockey game for it to be close to manly enough.  >

While getting waxed or drinking? 

 

[PuckChaser]

While getting waxed or drinking? 

Style points for doing it while getting waxed.

 

[observor 69]

Woke up beside a beautiful woman, and had no idea how she got there, or who she was.

Kept my cool, and while she was still passed out, I went to cook breakfast and check her ID.

8)

A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks.
"Wit all dem lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suin' da cigarette companies 'cause dey got cancer and others are suin' the Big Mac company cause dey got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!
His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?" 
The dear ol' Newfie, God bless his soul, answers... "Neider b'y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson's for all dem ugly women I woke up wit.

 

[wildman0101]

Today I actually cracked a can of Molson
Canadian with out ripping a fingernail
and calling an ambulance.
Cheer's,
Scoty B

 

[HavokFour]

A little while ago I ate all the broccoli off my plate... without making a face.  8)

 

[OldSolduer]

Today I actually cracked a can of Molson
Canadian with out ripping a fingernail
and calling an ambulance.
Cheer's,
Scoty B

damn that's funny!! ;D

I know a six foot blonde....

 

[krustyrl]

Suffered a nasty papercut on my rt pointer finger ....but still managed to eat some salt'n vinegar patato chips.!        :threat:

 

[dangerboy]

I know a six foot blonde....

I think we need proof  >

 

[Sapplicant]

His prize?  A free trip to the local health care clinic.    ;D 

This weekend, instead of a walk of shame followed by a trip to the clinic, I ignored the kitchen party and watched HNIC. Turned down multiple chances to fill another anti-biotic prescription, and walked myself home.  8)

 

[ballz]

A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks.
"Wit all dem lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suin' da cigarette companies 'cause dey got cancer and others are suin' the Big Mac company cause dey got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!
His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?" 
The dear ol' Newfie, God bless his soul, answers... "Neider b'y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson's for all dem ugly women I woke up wit.

Hahaha, as a Newfie there is a fundamental flaw in this joke. This is why Molson gets such high praise around here ;D Oh well, never let the truth get in the way of a good joke

 

[OldSolduer]

I think we need proof  >

Trust me on this one.

 

[wildman0101]

Dangerboy,,
No,,No,,No We need an After Action Report.
Confirmed dispatces,, Intel,,Recce,,Sattalite
Photo's,Comm's Log's. All Points this Callsign
send SITREP Over,,,,
Scoty B  >
All kidding aside Jim iI hope you've met that
special Someone.

 

[OldSolduer]

Dangerboy,,
No,,No,,No We need an After Action Report.
Confirmed dispatces,, Intel,,Recce,,Sattalite
Photo's,Comm's Log's. All Points this Callsign
send SITREP Over,,,,
Scoty B  >
All kidding aside Jim iI hope you've met that
special Someone.

Thanks Scoty ;D.....I already have, this one happens to be a friend. LOL

 

[wildman0101]

All point's this Call Sign,
Regard's SITREP on After
Action Report. Disregard.
As of now I'am crawling
under the couch,,,getting
all red in the face,, and
die-ing of embarassment.
Jim my apologie's to your
friend. She woundn't have
a cute sister with a phone
number would she. Never
mind I'll go back to the die-
ing part. LOL
Cheer's,
Scoty B

 

[the 48th regulator]

Need I say More

dileas

tess

 

[wildman0101]

48th
Sorry I'am using Win98
and IE6 SP1 Bowser.
Can you send pic or a
format I can use on a 98
Window's Media Player
Regard's U-Tube.
Thank's.
Scoty B

 

[the 48th regulator]

48th
Sorry I'am using Win98
and IE6 SP1 Bowser.
Can you send pic or a
format I can use on a 98
Window's Media Player
Regard's U-Tube.
Thank's.
Scoty B

Uhm... It is a youtube link Brother.....it is the best I can do.....

It is a diddy about Christmas.

Get rid of that machine, and buy a Mac!


dileas

tess

 

[Final]

Uhm... It is a youtube link Brother.....it is the best I can do.....

It is a diddy about Christmas.

Get rid of that machine, and buy a Mac!


dileas

tess

Real men don't use macs!

 

[HavokFour]

Hauled the plastic monstrosity out of storage and decorated it while wearing nothing but my underwear with a hot chocolate in hand.

 

[TCBF]

I baked bread.

Using flour, yeast, salt and water, or ingredients even a six-year-old can recognize.

Without a pre-mix.

Without a bread-making machine.

- Right out of "Castle Keep": Peter Falk: "I'm a baker"