The Manly Thread
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Today. I booked people on their 9mm courses so that our Squadrons pilots and Loadmasters retain their Operational currency so that we may better support the Canadian war-fighter in Afghanistan. Then I cam home ate some steak and went to home depot now I am sitting on the couch. With my kids watching Hanna Montana and explaining to them that all boys lie.
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Not Manly at all. You sold out the team for the sake of your daughters.mover1 said:
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Woke up beside a beautiful woman, and had no idea how she got there, or who she was.
Kept my cool, and while she was still passed out, I went to cook breakfast and check her ID.
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Kept my cool, and while she was still passed out, I went to cook breakfast and check her ID.
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Now that's hardcore.PPCLI Guy said:
Sure, women go on and on about a bit of cramping or something......but staring down a man cold....
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Women just have no appreciation for the strength of character it takes to sneeze, whine, sneeze, whine, sip the hot toddy, sneeze, whine, lay back on couch, adjust pillow just right, sneeze, whine, then to sit up just to take another sip of the hot toddy....oh, wait, it's empty.....honey could you get me another one....
well, as you can clearly see, it's rough.....
well, as you can clearly see, it's rough.....
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So you're saying that cockblocking is in fact manly > ?
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GAP - you forgot to add that when you finally quit whining and doze off, you spouse comes to see if you still live and breath and pull the quilt over your shoulder, only to have you sit bolt upright fix her with an icy glare and yell "Quit babying me!!!" You're all babies when you have a "man cold"
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Decided to finally fabricate and install the belt guard on the air compressor I built. All finished, but can't waste all the goodness eminating from my wood stove (currently 81 F in here). Out here in the man cave, listening to good tunes, looking at a fridge with approx 40 beers in it (wife asked today why there is no water in the fridge. "Because I have a sink with running water and limited beer space!) Besides why would I keep something to wash my hands, in the fridge : Using my old laptop, I keep on the bench, to relax and admire my handywork while the wife is inside cooking me dinner.
Life is good.
Using my old laptop, I keep on the bench, to relax and admire my handywork while the wife is inside cooking me dinner. Life is good.
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??? I'm sorry, but I think the "I'm ovulating" thread is somewhere else.HavokFour said:
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HavokFour said:
Yep, watched a lot of you parade spectators trudge past my house on your way home...while I was inside decorating my front windows with Christmas lights with one arm, while holding a rum and coke with the other.
No, I am not Randy Quaid. ;D
edit: Or Ricky from TPB.
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I've made friends with a six foot tall blonde woman. What can be more manly than that? ;D
Oh, I know.....making a snow pile for your grandson to make a fort out of at some point. :nod:
Still....six foot tall, blonde women,,,, ;D
Oh, I know.....making a snow pile for your grandson to make a fort out of at some point. :nod:
Still....six foot tall, blonde women,,,, ;D
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Sewed some dude's face back together and then relocated an old lady's shoulder using bare hands (and some dope)...also wrecked a stoner's high (got brought in by the cops for crashing his truck after a high speed chase...he tried being manly by running, but caved when the dog cornered him).
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