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Mortarman Rockpainter said:Dave Shirley doesn't do push ups. He actually pushes the Earth away from him.
Once, Dave Shirley made love in the cab of a tractor trailer. ONE sperm cell made its way to the engine. That truck is now known as "Optimus Prime"
Chuck Norris and Dave Shirley once walked into a bar together. The bar instantly vaporised due to the overwhelming presence of awesome.
Oh, and Dave Shirley was once in the RCR. It's now known as The RCR.
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I love how he states that he was in before the human rights thing in the military and then promptly left after it was introduced.