So there I was.......

[Shec]

...Baron Black of Crossharbour...

 

[kkwd]

.... who was usually looped on vodka and bog water. Once he even took a swig of ...

 

[PMedMoe]

......orange juice but got violently ill and declared it too healthy for.......

 

[kkwd]

.... now .... but ... mix it with vodka .... we might have something here ... I'll call it a ....

 

[PMedMoe]

......wrench.....no, a hammer......no, it's got to be some kind of.......

 

[kkwd]

.... tasty name .... a Boston cream pie!!! Now off to market it to ...

 

[Shec]

...the PMC of the Milice Jr. Ranks Club...

 

[kkwd]

.... who can be easily bribed with a rat skin hat and the skin off the top of custard, but trouble came in the form of ...

 

[Shec]

...the Labatt's 50 rep, who happened to be the major's cousin...

 

[George Wallace]

twice removed, on his significant other's side, married to his...........

 

[PMedMoe]

......wife's sister's son's ex-daughter-in-law, making him a good candidate for.........

 

[kkwd]

.... being the baby's daddy, but it was not as easy as that, something came out of the dark of night and ....

 

[P-PLATOON]

......it was a big, hairy, pig nosed rhino, which smelt like........

 

[George Wallace]

a rose by another name, but then lilies may ..................................

 

[kkwd]

.... be eaten with some sugar and whipped cream, the favourite dish of ...

 

[P-PLATOON]

... Ferdinand Magellan, who always liked to .......

 

[kkwd]

.... sit on his mate's lap and "navigate" ....

 

[George Wallace]

the south end of a northbound skunk, on its way to.......................

 

[kkwd]

.... the local mall for the opening of a new store called ...

 

[George Wallace]

Taffy - A Gooey Experience - Home of the..........................