Michael Dorosh
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I've posted this old saw before, but it bears repeating even if apocryphal. Heard it from our Brigade RSM who was DM at the time.
Prosecutor: "Is it true that on the morning in question, you had come into your garage to find that the plaintiff was lying in your garage?"
Defendant: "Yes, it is."
Prosecutor: "And is it true that the plaintiff's fingers were caught on fishhooks and was unable to extricate himself, and had been lying there for several hours?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true.'
Prosecutor: "And is it true that these fish-hooks were in place underneath the dash of your car, behind the stereo system, in a location that was impossible to see without disassembling the dash first?"
Defendant: "Yes, that is also true."
Prosecutor: "Is it true that you've had several stereos stolen from your automobile?"
Defendant: "Yes."
Prosecutor: "You may be interested in knowing that setting traps is illegal under the criminal code. Is that not why you hid the fishhooks underneath the dash?"
Defendant: "No, I put them there because I didn't want the wires from my stereo dropping below the dash and looking untidy."
Judge: "Works for me, case dismissed."
Prosecutor: "Is it true that on the morning in question, you had come into your garage to find that the plaintiff was lying in your garage?"
Defendant: "Yes, it is."
Prosecutor: "And is it true that the plaintiff's fingers were caught on fishhooks and was unable to extricate himself, and had been lying there for several hours?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true.'
Prosecutor: "And is it true that these fish-hooks were in place underneath the dash of your car, behind the stereo system, in a location that was impossible to see without disassembling the dash first?"
Defendant: "Yes, that is also true."
Prosecutor: "Is it true that you've had several stereos stolen from your automobile?"
Defendant: "Yes."
Prosecutor: "You may be interested in knowing that setting traps is illegal under the criminal code. Is that not why you hid the fishhooks underneath the dash?"
Defendant: "No, I put them there because I didn't want the wires from my stereo dropping below the dash and looking untidy."
Judge: "Works for me, case dismissed."