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Coulter: Canada is "lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent"; Carlson: "Without the U.S., Canada is essentially Honduras"

On November 30, as President Bush visited Canada to meet with Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin in an effort to improve the two countries' strained relations, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter and CNN Crossfire co-host Tucker Carlson ridiculed the United States' northern neighbor. On FOX News Channel's Hannity & Colmes, Coulter said that Canadians "better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent." On CNN's Wolf Blitzer Reports, Carlson stated: "Without the U.S., Canada is essentially Honduras, but colder and much less interesting"; he went on to say that instead of following politics, "the average Canadian is busy dogsledding." And on Crossfire, Carlson referred to the "limpid, flaccid nature of Canadian society."

Canada is the United States' largest trade partner. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, U.S. trade with Canada accounted for a cumulative $38.5 billion dollars in September 2004 alone. Further, as Bush noted in a December 1 speech in Halifax, Nova Scotia, "Canada has taken a series of critical steps to guard against the danger of terrorism." In its country profile of Canada, the U.S. State Department website notes:

The bilateral relationship between the United States and Canada is perhaps the closest and most extensive in the world. It is reflected in the staggering volume of trade--the equivalent of over $1 billion a day in goods, services, and investment income--and people, more than 200 million a year crossing the U.S.-Canadian border. In fields ranging from law enforcement cooperation to environmental cooperation to free trade, the two countries have set the standard by which many other countries measure their own progress.

Below are excerpts from Coulter's and Carlson's Canada-bashing.

From the November 30 edition of FOX News' Hannity & Colmes:

COULTER: Conservatives, as a general matter, take the position that you should not punish your friends and reward your enemies. And Canada has become trouble recently.

It's -- I suppose it's always, I might add, the worst Americans who end up going there. The Tories after the Revolutionary War, the Vietnam draft dodgers after Vietnam. And now after this election, you have the blue-state people moving up there.

[...]

COULTER: There is also something called, when you're allowed to exist on the same continent of the United States of America, protecting you with a nuclear shield around you, you're polite and you support us when we've been attacked on our own soil. They [Canada] violated that protocol.

[...]

COULTER: They better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.

[...]

COULTER: We could have taken them [Canada] over so easily.

[ALAN] COLMES: We could have taken them over? Is that what you want?

COULTER: Yes, but no. All I want is the western portion, the ski areas, the cowboys, and the right-wingers.

[...]

COULTER: They don't even need to have an army, because they are protected, because they're on the same continent with the United States of America. If we were not the United States of America, Canada -- I mean, we're their trading partner. We keep their economy afloat.

[...]

ELLIS HENICAN [Newsday columnist]: We share a lot of culture and a lot of interests. Why do we want to have to ridicule them and be deeply offended if they disagree with us?

COULTER: Because they speak French.

COLMES: There's something else I want to point out about the French. Is it's fashionable again on your side to denounce the French.

COULTER: We like the English-speaking Canadians.

From the November 30 edition of CNN's Wolf Blitzer Reports:

CARLSON: Without the U.S., Canada is essentially Honduras, but colder and much less interesting.

[...]

CARLSON: We exploit your [addressing Canadian Member of Parliament Carolyn Parrish] natural resources, that's true. But in the end, Canadians with ambition move to the United States. That has been sort of the trend for decades. It says something not very good about Canada. And I think it makes Canadians feel bad about themselves and I understand that.

[...]

CARLSON: Canada needs the United States. The United States does not need Canada.

[...]

CARLSON: I think if Canada were responsible for its own security -- you would be invaded by Norway if it weren't for the United States.

[...]

CARLSON: [A]bsolutely the countries will remain allies and there will always be politicians who see it to their benefit to stomp on Bush dolls [referring to action taken by Parrish]. But no, I don't think the average Canadian feels -- the average Canadian is busy dogsledding.

[...]

PARRISH: No, there's not a lot of dogsledding. There's a lot of dog walking, my friend. Not a lot of dogsledding.

CARLSON: Welcome to our century.

From the November 30 edition of CNN's Crossfire:

CARLSON: Canada's essentially -- essentially a made-in-Taiwan version of the United States.

[...]

CARLSON: I'm surprised there was anybody left in Canada to attend the protests. I noticed that most sort of vigorous, ambitious Canadians, at least almost all comedians in Canada, come to the United States in the end. Doesn't that tell you something about the sort of limpid, flaccid nature of Canadian society, that people with ambition come here? What does that tell you about Canada?

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Pretty stinging :)
 
Well, if they're going to be like that, we're just gonna take our ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, smarties, Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp, Lacrosse, Hockey, Basketball, Baseball, Apple Pie, Telephones, Short-wave radios, Insulin, Penicillin AND Superman, and everything else we invented and were nice enough to let you Yankees say you invented, and go home. On our dog sleds.

Oh, and if we're not feeling too flaccid, we'll burn down your whitehouse again, too.
 
Don't forget the antigravity suit, green ink, five-pin bowling, retractable beer carton handle, and gingerale...eh?

 
one word:
Canadarm.gif


ok so it wasnt a word,
 
Typical American Bubble Syndrome.

I do believe we need to send him a copy of world history and highlight the parts where we kicked their arse, also send him an information package about life in Canada, just in case his hillbilly mind was dreaming of us living in Igloos. While we are at it send a second copy to this guy.........
darn forgot how to post pics. :-[

Lest we forget the AVRO Arrow which made Americans so intimidated that they had to sneak around to destroy it.( my opinion)

And if the thought ever comes to mind of rolling over and crushing us, they would get snapped real quick outta la la land with a sound reminder of the confederate days just in case that beating was wearing off.

But hey the Americans also need their version of Carolyn Parish. :P Lets see if he catches any flak for his opinions.


BTW are they gonna have a re run on this anytime.
 
I used to be a big fan of Crossfire, but I just can't stand Robert Novak, Tucker Carlson, and all of the other right-wing nutty bars (A lot of left-wing weenies to, but they don't bother me as much) making comments, for the most part are based on ignorance. >:( It's a minority anyways, both countries have people that should play in traffic.
 
Cant forget, we made Basketball....wonder what the states would be like with no Basketball
 
Consider the source, guys.  Consider the source.  As noted above, both countries have loudmouth types who don't seem to perform any function other than participating in the oxygen/carbon dioxide cycle.

Personally, I'd like to see Coulter and that nutcase of yours -- Parrish? -- in a mud wrestling match.  It would be good for a laugh or two.

Jim
 
I find Anne Coulter quite amusing, but to take her seriously on anything would be giving her nut-bar point of view too much credibility.  Just like Carolyn "They're all morons" Parrish  :blotto:
 
You're right Horse_Soldier, I think I remember her calling Senator McCarthy a "hero" on Crossfire awhile back. I also wonder if her being a blonde has anything to do with it?
 
Good point, Old Guy, arseholes and loudmouths know no nationality.
 
Ya beat me to it Old Guy.....

Every country has it's fair shair of idiots who get on TV.....

Most of those people mentioned above are extreemly right wing and have a tendancy to shoot off their mouth before they think.

Thankfully they are not in a position to do the things they say.

Regards
 
mrosseker said:
Oh, and if we're not feeling too flaccid, we'll burn down your whitehouse again, too.

Just to be picky, we burned down the Green House. When I lived in BC, I had a kid move form california, and when we had a histroy class, he didnt beleive that the US had aever lost to Canada, they were tought that the war existed, but nothing more.
 
foerestedwarrior said:
Just to be picky, we burned down the Green House. When I lived in BC, I had a kid move form california, and when we had a histroy class, he didnt beleive that the US had aever lost to Canada, they were tought that the war existed, but nothing more.

Well if you REALLY want to be picky, we didn't burn down anything.  The brits did it.
 
foerestedwarrior said:
Avec canadian militia

For the 456th time there were no, repeat no, Canadian units fencible or militia present at the burning of Washington, Brits only. The Canadian units were too busy overrruning Michigan Territory, capturing half of Maine, and sacking and burning Buffalo (again) that week. 8)

I really don't know if I would want to see Parrish and Coulter in a mud wrestling match, well maybe as a diet aid. :o
 
Danjanou said:
I really don't know if I would want to see Parrish and Coulter in a mud wrestling match, well maybe as a diet aid. :o

Only if the rules stated that to win one must hold their oponents head under the mud until the other had stopped moving. ;D
 
PARAMEDIC said:
BTW are they gonna have a re run on this anytime.

Haven't a clue, but you can watch it here: http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1211
 
scott1nsh said:
Only if the rules stated that to win one must hold their opponents head under the mud until the other had stopped moving. ;D

Ok Scott I like that but it still leaves us with one of them. Hmm I wonder if we could resurrect that quaint old Mayan/Aztec custom where the winning team was ceremoniously put to death after their victory?
 
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