My god, I just spent 20 entertaining minutes readins this entire post. Unreal. Where do these people come from? Pet? lol, just kidding....... Reminds me of a guy (put on your helmets) :warstory: that I went through Battleschool with, claimed to be a member of the All Blacks(rugby), paramedic, pilot, etc...all before joining military at ripe old age of 19. I think our section 2i/c was his long lost father as well......needles to say he was canned and a few of the boys and I gave it to him at JD's. Lost a weekend for it as well from the course WO. He was quite happy though ;D I swear to god he said all that i typed above and more. There's approx 15 or so in the 2nd that can back that story. :warstory: