Matt Gurney: Happiness is raining missiles on your American enemies from space
Matt Gurney | Feb 6, 2013 12:10 PM ET | Last Updated: Feb 6, 2013 12:29 PM ET
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As dangerous as North Korea is, and it’s plenty dangerous, and as brutal as it is to its own people, and it’s plenty brutal, it also has to be the most amusingly bizarre nation on Earth. I challenge anyone to watch the recent propaganda video uploaded by a state-controlled website and not have at least a few moments of genuine laughter at its absurdity.
To call the video (above) bizarre doesn’t do it justice. It will sound absurd even in the description, but in short, it’s about a happy North Korea astronaut having a wonderful dream. In the dream, he blasts off into orbit on some kind of space plane. Once in the heavens, he swoops around, leaving colourful contrails (I am reasonably certain that does not actually happen in space). He orbits the Earth at great altitudes, and looks out at our beautiful blue marble. He sees, from high above, the joyous celebrations of all Koreans as the peninsula is reunited (under North Korean rule, of course).
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It’s all so wonderful and happy, set to the music from supergroup USA for Africa’s hit “We Are The World.”
Oh, I forgot one part of the wonderful, relaxing, blissful dream sequence — the part where our contented space traveller rains missiles and death down upon a major American metropolis.
Attempting anything like a serious analysis of this video is a challenge
You have to see it for yourself. The description above doesn’t do it justice. The video treats bombarding the city as another great moment in the amazing life of the world’s luckiest man. (And it’s been brought to my attention by a colleague that the scenes of the attack were actually ripped off from the computer game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 — you can see the clip they stole here). The soundtrack doesn’t even switch over to something more martial or even tense. The weirdly low-tempo piano version of “We Are The World” never misses a beat.
Call me twisted, but watching the video, I couldn’t help but rewrite the lyrics to the song in my head. I came up with this:
We are the world
We are the children
Sometimes it’s really nice
To flatten a city
Look, it works when you sing it, OK? (For your reference, I assumed it would have been Michael Jackson singing that part.)
Attempting anything like a serious analysis of this video is a challenge, but here goes: As odd as the video is, it is interesting as an insight into the North Korean mindset. The country has of late been attempting to launch satellites into space, including two launches last year. (In the first, the rocket failed; in the second, the rocket worked, but the satellite seems to have been a dud).
The darker meaning is the message that raining destruction down upon an American city wouldn’t be an act of barbarity
It is widely believed in the West that the satellite launches are mere cover for ballistic missile tests, as the technological differences between a rocket that can launch a satellite into space and a missile that can drop a nuclear warhead on a city are relatively minor. North Korea denies this and insists that it is pursuing a traditional space program, as befits a nation of its (self-assured) prestige and stature. A video of a North Korean astronaut, aboard an advanced spacecraft, suggests that, if nothing else, the North Koreans are selling the fantasy of North Korea space voyagers to their own people, not just a skeptical West.
And the darker meaning, related to that, is the message that raining destruction down upon an American city wouldn’t be an act of barbarity, or even an unfortunate duty to be carried out by saddened military men. Killing Americans, instead, is a pleasure, something to be celebrated and proud of.
Sooner or later, North Korea will fall, and the country’s population will be integrated into the broader global community. Videos like this show how incredibly difficult a process that will be, for the North Koreans themselves most of all.