New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[rmc_wannabe]

When dogs dig up the back yard in Bosnia

 

[KJL]

What? I told you I'd get that dang cat one of these days and today is that day

 

[MedTechStudent]

"Pte Bloggins!  Who let the dogs out?!"

sorry, had to say it  ;D

 

[Kat Stevens]

"It was already fired when I got here, honest."

 

[danchapps]

Uhhhh no. I'll fix YOU ... how's that for fair?

"You said not to put my paw right here right?"

 

[DarkFire]

Good job, now go fetch me a Carl G.

 

[Trinity]

 

[PMedMoe]

When gaming just isn't real enough.....

 

[ENGINEERS WIFE]

They always new he liked video games, but, Mrs. Bloggins and the neighbors were beginning to suspect that Cpl Bloggins was having a wee bit of trouble adjusting after coming home from the sandbox.

 

[NL_engineer]

The new super JTF sniper ninja training program  ;D 

or

CF switches to the Wii as a way to save on ammo during training

 

[MedTechStudent]

Rated E for Everyone

 

[danchapps]

The new Nintendo Wii Kill was a hit with soldiers, it allowed for the most realistic gaming ever! Now available with real kills.

 

[Trinity]

CF switches to the Wii as a way to save on ammo during training

ah, yes... the famed Militia bullets.

 

[Reccesoldier]

Bloggins, I told you what would happen if you slept with that hooker.

 

[Jorkapp]

I told you guys not to turn this into a pissing contest...

 

[Timmy!]

Okay.. there is the B.... L.... O.... G and G again....... I... Err... damn it. I can never dot the "i" while peeing in the snow!

 

[Rodahn]

Damn it Bloggins...... Did you have to have that Chili for lunch?

 

[danchapps]

After eating his 73rd Spicy bean burrito with extra spices, Pte Bloggins finally understood what Johnny Cash was singing about in the song Ring Of Fire

 

[ENGINEERS WIFE]

Hey Doc, it burns just a little when I pee.  What do ya think it is?  Here's the pic if you don't believe me!
Moment of silence.
Doc....Doc......are you all right? 

 

[Kat Stevens]

River Rats really ARE fire pissers... who knew?