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Volkswagen Commercial: The Force
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
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From Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant
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HEHEHE! I'm a newfie, an' by gorge, if someone got sent to a kitchen full a' newfies an' it was taters night....
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So, I'm otherwise enjoying a quiet family day / subscribed to Milnet finally and was doing some puttering about outside. Not sure if this is an Ottawa Valley phenomenon, but the surest way to get people looking/gawking at your house is to leave a garage door open. Noticed this trend last fall - kind of unusual, people will literally do an Owl neck twist to get a look. It's a damn garage?! nothing unusual, modest house. Anyone else noticed this? (the below pic is not of mine / though would be sure to look)
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Double meaning ! 
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Kinda long but funny!
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.
But still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted....
'I'll do the f***ing dishes!
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.
But still, Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted....
'I'll do the f***ing dishes!
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cdnleaf said:(the below pic is not of mine / though would be sure to look)
Reminded me of an Aerial truck that was just a little too high for TFS Station 433. It doesn't look too bad, but the building had to be abandoned until repaired. The repair work can be seen in the second photo.
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Steve McQueen’s ‘Bullitt’ Chase, Rendered for the Very Small Screen
http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/02/22/steve-mcqueens-bullitt-chase-rendered-for-the-very-small-screen/?nl=automobiles&emc=wheelsema2
http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/02/22/steve-mcqueens-bullitt-chase-rendered-for-the-very-small-screen/?nl=automobiles&emc=wheelsema2
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Rheostatic said:
:rofl:I Love when he gingerly grabs his cheese from under the rifleman!
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Gas Prices.
Prices go up 10 cents a liter in Canada, and 10 cents a US gallon in the US.
Prices go up 10 cents a liter in Canada, and 10 cents a US gallon in the US.
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Likely he will put in motion that his image is on Mt Rushmore, although an interim statue will work.
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Well, I got hammered this weekend. :blotto: Really hammered :blotto:. I even fell asleep on my watch, which is kinda dangerous because my magazine fed, lever action nerf gun doesn't have a safety!
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