More and more funnies.. vol: something...

[nuclearzombies]

Sweet! no need for those pesky UN inspectors! google maps will locate WMD's:

http://virtuelvis.com/archives/2005/02/google-maps-finds-weapons-of-mass-destruction

 

[observor 69]

Another funny

 

[nuclearzombies]

BEST MONTY PYTHON EVER - the mosquito hunting skit.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlkD-D20OI

 

[the 48th regulator]

Bwahahaha!!!! It reminds about a time in the military, I was sent to help the cooks (Yes, they still sent us troublemakers, that got caught, to the kitchen for punishment even in the 90's) and the whole kitchen staff were Newfies.

It got worst for me, when they found out I was from Ontario...

Sacred heart of Jesus...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drVqGhjI558

 

[Sapplicant]

 

[CEEBEE501]

Grand piano on sandbar mystifies Miami
Miami has seen its share of piano bars, but none quite like this — a grand piano has inexplicably appeared on a sandbar in Biscayne Bay.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2011/01/26/grand-piano-miami-sandbar.html

 

[HavokFour]

Sigmund Freud, anyone?

 

[Sapplicant]

So three blonds are walking through the woods, and they come upon some tracks.

The first blond stops and says "Look, deer tracks!"

The second one responds "No, those are elk tracks."

The third blond has spent some time in the woods before, so she speaks up "You are both wrong, those are obviously moose tracks"


They argue for about 10 minutes, and they get hit by a train.

 

[PMedMoe]

The Canadian Government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather.

Anyone travelling in winter should make sure they have the following:
   

    Shovel
    Blankets or sleeping bag
    Extra clothing including hat and gloves
    24 hours worth of food
    De-Icer
    Rock Salt
    Flashlight with spare batteries
    Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
    Empty gas Can
    First Aid Kit
    Booster cables

   

I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning!

 

[OldSolduer]

A fella in Saskatchewan was out hunting a came across a lovely young lady, half dressed with a gleam in her eye.

"Are you game?" he asks?

"You bet!!" she exclaims...


so.... he shot her....

 

[Sigger]

Jim Seggie ladies and gentlemen!  ;D

 

[OldSolduer]

A woman from Saskatchewan turned 100 and the local TV station did  a segment on her.

The interviewer asked the lady what the secret of long life was....the centenarian told him that a shot of rye whiskey and day and a good diet was key.

The interviewer asked "Have you ever been bedridden?"

The old woman replied "Oh hundreds of times my dear....and twice in the neighbour's combine!!"

 

[observor 69]

Some good advice :

 

[nuclearzombies]

Rick Mercer on attack ads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CAyoHa17HE

 

[CEEBEE501]

Umm....wait...WTF?  ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W6Jl3beOlY

 

[57Chevy]

End Of The World Flash Animation





press start.....

 

[Journeyman]

For the recruiting threads:

 

[vonGarvin]

For the recruiting threads:

This is a keeper.  Thank you!

 

[Kat Stevens]

Or a Premiership rugby club, or an NHL team, or an NFL team, or....

 

[observor 69]

EXERCISE 

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of
room at each side.

With a 5-lb  potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out
from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit
longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you
can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight
for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
.