Knife Question

[CuttingOnions]

Ah, then I reiterate, Google reality.

Did you forget about this:

No I havn't forgot, and I don't think I will because that's what I grew up hearing from teachers at my school in London. Once a kid found a live hand grenade under a fruit tree in their back yard. Everyone was talking about it...

 

[Michael OLeary]

Is this your first time on Earth?

 

[The_Falcon]

 

[Trinity]

ok..

how about this

You hold a LIGHTSABER

I fire the 50 Cal.


That's gotta work..  the lightsaber has to evaporate the incoming rounds.

 

[Korus]

I bet this thread doesn't last past the next page...

 

[the 48th regulator]

you lose

dileas

tess

 

[the 48th regulator]

dang...

dileas

tess

 

[George Wallace]

Still going strong....but hopefully not contributing to the Gene Pool.

OK.  First you wanted Throwing Knives.......Now you want a Knife that will protect you against bullets.  You can only have one......which one do you want?

Oh!  Guys?  Should we tell him about 'Dispersion'?

 

[Korus]

I must say.. this thread *is* rather amusing.

 

[the 48th regulator]

Oh!  Guys?  Should we tell him about 'Dispersion'?

Nope,

We should tell him about about effexor....

dileas

tess

 

[Michael OLeary]

OK.  First you wanted Throwing Knives.......Now you want a Knife that will protect you against bullets.  You can only have one......which one do you want?

There can be only one .....

 

[Sig_Des]

I must say.. this thread *is* rather amusing.

If by amusing, you mean it's like watching someone stick their fingers in an electrial socket...

Wait, that is funny  ;D

 

[Trinity]

Nope,

We should tell him about about effexor....

Naw, but I hear cyanide tastes like vanilla.
Ice cream sundies all around..  or Cool aid for the youngens.

 

[George Wallace]

Might as well throw in some other terms too. 

Cone of Fire.

Beaten Zone.

Trajectory.

 

[Franko]

:gunner:   

You have completely lost touch with reality.....what haven't you figured out yet?

Someone get out their +5 mace and smash this freak's sword.....it's the only thing he understands.

Where do we get these trolls?    :


Regards

 

[socialhandgrenade]

Hey dude why dont you roll youre 20 sided dice out of here.

 

[Burrows]

Ok man, so I was on the battlefield back in 1942 and I pulled out my lightsaber right?  Not just any lightsaber, this one was given to me, hand crafted by Patton himself.  So I whipped out my lightsaber and pressed the ON button when all of a sudden, because of the -4 factor caused by rain, I had a misfire and it took off my hand, as well and my magical amulet.

I let out this ferocious ROAR and charged all the stormtroopers head on with my AK, and seriously there was blood everywhere man.  We took one of the  trenches and I sat down on a crate of War Hammers and dried off my lightsaber.

The enemy was retaking the line, so I whipped out my trusty D6 and rolling a 6, slaughtered them all with my Hand of the Emperor psychic power, and then turned on my lightsaber, which thanks to my Emo Sweat Band of Vulcan ignited properly this time.  I whipped it at the hill, chopping it in half, and when we took the other side, I am not kidding you here man, HITLER HIMSELF was there, so I picked up my lightsaber, but then he pulled out his double sided lightsaber.  I was like OH NOES, but then I cut off his legs because he failed his armour save.

This is how I single handedly won WW2.

 

[Michael OLeary]

Kyle, you've been hanging out here far too much.  Don't make me ban you during exams.

 

[Franko]

Hey dude why dont you roll youre 20 sided dice out of here.

Wait a tick guys.....they don't use dice in Austrailia.

Perhapse Wes can wack this kid with a digery-do or something.    :

Go away young troll....you're welcome is now well worn out.

Regards

 

[Trinity]

This is how I single handedly won WW2.

You didn't take the little red pills, did you?

Supposed to take the blue pill.