Finish off the night with a shot of black sambuca, goldshlager and / or jagermeister (I call them the 'shut 'er down' shots, especially after drinking everything else)
Have yourself a good vomit...
Then Drink as many glasses of water as you've had shots, beers, mixed drinks, etc.
A good way to remember how many you've had is to keep every cap from the beers you drink, and drink 1 glass for every cap... If that doesnt work, 10 is a good amount... 10 glasses of water... You'll pee a lot, but atleast your alcohal dehydrated brain will thank you the next day.
Then I suggest having a really greasy breakfast... or if you have the luxury to sleep in; greasy lunch, or even twosies.. sleeping in is good.
My suggestion for greasy b-fast is any bacon and egg combo served on base... especially the scrambled eggs... or if you are in LFCATC Meaford; anything... anything at all in their mess is greasy... not just with kitchen grease either.. that place screwed up fruit cocktail.... (worst kitchen in NATO)
I always find a good long stint on the can, shortly after b-fast is a good way to clean out the system...
Keep drinkin' water, and do some physical activity.. no matter how horrible you feel... it'll help work the residual booze through the system.
And like it says on shampoo, Lather rinse repeat... always repeat. tomorrows hang over wont be as bad.