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Yes cdnaviator I want the secret cheat sheets to passing BMQ and all those hidden shortcuts the instructors don't want you to know. :blotto: :dontpanic:
cdnaviator said:Bump...its old but i need new business.....
cdnaviator said:I just had an idea while in the "what trade should i choose" thread :
Canadian Forces Application Consultant
I would hold everyone's hand through the entire recruiting process. For a small fee i would answer every single possible detail you can think of, no matter how meaningless. I would fill out all the forms, gather the required references and comfort you during the long waits. Other services could consist of follow-up calls to the CFRC, Deciding which trade you should do, co-ordinating medicals and PT tests and pre-study for the CFAT. This would absolve you of the headache of deciding your own future and taking any sort of chances. "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" can be a thing of the past.
Do you have you CFAC yet ?
niner domestic said:Screw the BBB, I'm from Rev Can, this is an audit, stay calm, put your books on the table and step away, slowly...You are under audit for discrepancies in your latest tax return. You have the right to a tax accountant, if you can not afford one, you're SOL...all we'll provide for you is a telephone book, a phone card and all the time in the world to call anyone who can add 2 and 2. We on the other hand, will have every forensic accountant available in the country at our disposal, and the power to mail your tax records (should your ex wife forge your name on the request) to your ex wife's divorce lawyer. Do you understand the above rights and obligations? If not, let me refer you to our remedial communication and listening program offered to all government employees on a sliding scale payment basis. (no wait, sorry, that was clawed back on the last budget cut - it's now only available to Opposition defence critics and polar institute staff).
Have a nice day!
I've just pre-ordered my copy!Penny said:"Canadian Forces for Dummies"
Penny said:So, I hear there is this new How To book coming out called "Canadian Forces for Dummies". Or was that "BMQ for Dummies"?
You can't miss it, the cover is cadpat and it comes with an "I love (insert element)" bumper sticker to decorate your ride with. Anyways, it should be available at Chapters soon so stay tuned... LOL ! ;D
traviss-g said:Dead as it may be...
Will you give me some sort of "born to be in the CF" discount? I have the proof that I was, I was born with a uniform on...i swear :nod:. I'm really good at shooting video games and I like war movies. So waddya think? Im hoping for 30-50% off. Plus I got my mom to do my application so I would just need your help getting through BMQ, maybe you could just dress up like me or something?
Now I wait for someone to dig up the posts I have made (past and present) asking my own stupid questions and throw them in my face ;D.