Past governments have made efforts to decentralize services, moving offices to St. John’s or Winnipeg, with limited success. A 1994 government
study assessing 30 years of reorganization efforts concluded that “the reformed management practices and structures repeatedly advocated had not materialized in any meaningful way.” Another three decades later, its ranks have been increased, decreased and increased again, yet Ottawa today remains overwhelmingly the centre of Bureaucrat World and its ever-disgruntled populace.
So change it. Anything that can be done from home in Kanata or Nepean can be done from Truro, Lethbridge, Moose Jaw or Chilliwack. No need for tiring commutes, unreliable
transit, echoing streets or other such horrors. Simply decree that any new hire that can be done from home has to be done somewhere other than Ottawa.
Municipal authorities would undoubtedly protest, but so what? It’s not like they’re famed for their dynamism and skill. Who needed a national emergency to get rid of a bunch of horn-honking truckers? Get the bureaucrats out of Ottawa and the city might be forced to drum up other ways to support itself, possibly even involving private enterprise, entrepreneurial skill and something other than a steady supply of reliable government largesse.
All that’s required is the will. It’s not entirely clear what Pierre Poilievre means when he says he’ll get rid of the gatekeepers, but redistributing public employees across the country and away from a comfy, complacent world that empties at 4 p.m. and
needs a “Nightlife Economy Action Plan” and a $112,000-per-year “night mayor” to run it can’t be a bad start.
Best of all, no one outside Ottawa would complain in the slightest.