I want to pass on some tales of my good friend Joe, I owe him that much, and a whole lot more.
These are for you Joe, Love ya brother!
I still see you has that young, big, good natured guy, who gave his life for his friend, Has time passes you remain has I knew you, yet I am not the soldier I once was, when next we meet, will you know this broken old soul for the warrior he once was. I think you will
Him and I had some real times together, some life and death, and some just plain old funny, Since he’s gone, it’s hard to talk of him, without getting a tear in my eye, most of you will know what I mean when I say That I loved That big bugger, Those of you who don’t understand, There’s no use me telling you.
This is one story of Joe and parkie, one of many in Italy, I have held off telling much about Joe, I miss the big guy a lot, he became my family and I his, we knew more about each other than our own families did, But that is what happens when two guys spend many a dark night crouched in a foxhole, praying for their lives, sometimes with the enemy so close you could hear him breathe, other times sitting in a foxhole laughing our heads off about some silly little thing, Like Joe passing gas in the foxhole and telling me. ‘Run for your life parkie, the Germans are using gas on us’. I told him, One more stunt like that and I’m gonna go turn myself over to them, And Joe telling me. “Gees parkie your nuttier than squirrel turds’
Joe was single, and the girls sure liked him, The only problem was in Italy, Joe couldn’t speak a word of Italian, and I could. Boy! Did I get him in some tight spots? All for fun though. One girl had her eyes on Joe in Italy in a small town there, he had been helping her children and her husband was dead. So me being the translator of course, I only asked what I was told too. He asked me, ‘ask her what her name is, and what is she going to do with all these children, can I help her, get her something’s I asked her exactly that. “This gentleman says you are the most beautiful thing he has laid eyes on’ She was just taken with him, I told her. ‘This man is looking for a wife to take back to Canada, with him’ and she told me she really thought Joe was handsome. Well it didn’t take long and we were all on our way back to her families home, With Joe thinking he was the Canadian soldier giving a helping hand, and her thinking he wanted to marry her. Well she fed us, and we gave her some food that we had gotten from some dam place. We were all sitting and laughing. And then we heard an action on a gun being racked, and lo and behold we were surrounded by about six guys with machine guns on us, holy crap! My Thompson was beside me unracked and Joe’s was leaning by his chair. Two of them were her brothers and they were intent on shooting us, they were yelling at us in Italian, and I couldn’t keep up with the translating. So I just told all of them that Joe was a big shot with the army and that if they messed with him they would all end up hung by the neck, Joe asked me what I said and I told him I said he was there for the medical unit helping the children. Anyway they backed down and we managed to get out of there, with Joe telling me ‘boy, parkie it sure was lucky for us, that you can speak Italian’ ‘Ya Joe, That sure saved our lives, me and my Italian’
A.C.(parkie)