When you mention there is a "boy's night out" coming up...that day, she hands you a leave pass stamped "Denied"...
When you disappoint her in your "marital duties" and she puts you on "Verbal Warning" with one of her friends as a witness...
When she tells you to "flash up the c/s" on a cold winter morning...
When she mumbles "good we have double-banked comm's" when you both go out somewhere with your cell phones...
When she owns more camo pants and tops then you have CADPAT...and gets excited when the Canex gets some "new kit in".
When you are complaining about something and she says "sort yourself out" or "get a grip on yourself!"
When you aren't up at 0600 on Saturday to run with her and she refers to you as "slack and idle" when you wake up...
When she refers to getting together with the girls as "PD stuff"...
When you ask her how many loafs of bread she wants while grocery shopping and from 30 feet away she gives you hands signals for "4" and waits for you to give her the signal back and gives you the "thumbs up" before continuing on "down the trace"...
When, while getting ready to leave the house, she yells "5 minutes notice to move people!"