What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

[GAP]

This winter we had a lot of snow in montreal...

I was helping my boyfriend getting the car out of the drive way...
he gave me the tractions aids and I looked a him for 5 seconds and I asked:

"Do I put them in front of the tire or behind the tire?"  :-\

I deserve a trophy on this one...  ;D

Hmmmm.....all depends on which direction you want to go......no?

 

[Eye In The Sky]

Question on a D & M course I was on at the Armour School mid-90s, candidate to instructor...

"Brake fluid...is that a liquid?"

And he was serious....

 

[the_girlfirend]

Gap,

Even though it is not to my advantage...
Lets just say that we were parked against a wall...  :

 

[PMedMoe]

Some guys doing training in our building passed me in the hall today (so I have to admit, I didn't catch the whole conversation) and one of them was telling another:

"You tap on the mag, hit the forward assist and keep firing.  That's the IA."

 

[NL_engineer]

"You tap on the mag, hit the forward assist and keep firing.  That's the IA."

Close

You hit up on the mag, recock the weapon, and keep firing

 

[Kat Stevens]

Close

You hit up on the mag, recaulk the weapon, and keep firing

Why, it's not leaking bullets, is it?

 

[armyvern]

Why, it's not leaking bullets, is it?

Jam can sometimes be liquidish no?? Or is that marmalade? 

 

[NL_engineer]

Why, it's not leaking bullets, is it?

just me not thinking  ;D, I just had another long boring day (on a course  :) so my brain isn't working yet

 

[armyvern]

just me not thinking  ;D, I just had another long boring day (on a course) so my brain isn't working yet

Brain is working OK, Brain stops. Tongue is fully forward.

Is there an IA for that?








Tequila - I'm thinking tequila will solve it. 

 

[NL_engineer]

Tequila - I'm thinking tequila will solve it. 

Hopefully  ;D

 

[rifleman]

Close

You hit up on the mag, recock the weapon, and keep firing

Actually that is a remedy for a stoppage and don't hit the mag. The IA is cant and look. Unless of course its changed with all that gunslinging, quick draw magaw stuff

 

[NL_engineer]

Actually that is a remedy for a stoppage and don't hit the mag. The IA is cant and look. Unless of course its changed with all that gunslinging, quick draw magaw stuff

No it is not from the C7 pam, its the gunfighter IA  ;D

 

[Bzzliteyr]

Tap, rack.. is the simple, layman's term for it.. if I remember what my Franco counterpart taught us...

 

[danchapps]

(yesterday)
Course Director- "Pte Chapeski, do you have an idea of where you are posted?"
Me- "Well PO, seeing how most of the course has guess right, CFB Hawaii?"
Course Director- "No, try again"
Me- "Pet" "Halifax?" "Esquimault???"
Course Director- "Edmonton"
Me- "Oh, joy, (muffled swearing)"

 

[1feral1]

Quote from MA - "Sarge, you got to fill out your medical waiver and bring it over to us."

I thought that was their job!

 

[rifleman]

tap rack...lol

 

[Yrys]

Not heard, but read :


Women asked to send panties to Burma embassy

"I think (underwear) that has already been worn will be most effective to put them to shame."
...
Organizers say they want Canadian women to gather their panties and send them to Burma's embassy in Ottawa to help the Burmese people achieve democracy

Do they really think the "products" will reach their destination ?
Did they took a moment to ask themselves how the women would react if someone somewhere decide to sell it on ebay or elsewhere ?

 

[NL_engineer]

well seeing Yrys made a change I may as well follow along

A sign I seen on my way home from work : House, Green, Plastic $XXXX (this was for green houses); and I thought only the army wrote things like that  :

 

[armyvern]

(yesterday)
Course Director- "Pte Chapeski, do you have an idea of where you are posted?"
Me- "Well PO, seeing how most of the course has guess right, CFB Hawaii?"
Course Director- "No, try again"
Me- "Pet" "Halifax?" "Esquimault???"
Course Director- "Edmonton"
Me- "Oh, joy, (muffled swearing)"

Whooo!! Aren't you the lucky one.

 

[Yrys]

well seeing Yrys made a change I may as well follow along

Huh, well, let's just say a slight hijack, not really a change  ?

I don't want  to be the first one to start a split of a thread in Radio chatter, shudder!


It really anger me a bit. I'm in the process to riting an email to the Fédération des femmes du Québec,
so I let a bit of steam out ...